[KmasterLog]

Originally Posted by mad-engineer

Exactly the point, Too shay!

I feel the sport is being ruined because of irresponsible selfish corporations;

what about smart parts?

Originally Posted by drjeckel

WOW! Look what I started!

That's what she said.

[drjeckel]

Is anyone going to play sunday?

[junglecat]

I just checked weather. High -3 High winds with blowing and drifting snow. Windchills -25 to -35
I can not let anybody go out to play at my place- should I even be open for service?
PM me - tell what you think.

Later
John

[gunny86]

Originally Posted by junglecat

I just checked weather. High -3 High winds with blowing and drifting snow. Windchills -25 to -35
I can not let anybody go out to play at my place- should I even be open for service?
PM me - tell what you think.

Later
John

Nahh its not so bad, you have at least 30 seconds before your lips split and crack open like a prostitute's legs and your tears start to feel "slushy". But other than that its good fun!

[junglecat]

Not all of us have been dealing with severe physical deformities our whole lives, so to us the thought of such a possibility is repulsive. And why do you have to bring someone’s [we won’t mention] sister into the conversation. I noticed you omitted grannys.
It would sure suck to be a tow truck driver in weather like this!

[gunny86]

Originally Posted by junglecat

Not all of us have been dealing with severe physical deformities our whole lives, so to us the thought of such a possibility is repulsive. And why do you have to bring someone’s [we won’t mention] sister into the conversation. I noticed you omitted grannys.
It would sure suck to be a tow truck driver in weather like this!

I sure am glad I got fired before this weather hit!

[drjeckel]

I hate snow....I hate cold.

[mad-engineer]

Jeckle, Go back to your horse farm in Kentucky.

Hey, what the heck is everyone coming up with Factory Teams for on PB for. What do they produce that they have a FACTORY TEAM, dumb, dumb, dumber, stupid, idiots.

Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

[drjeckel]

They produce sipha-gona-herpa-crabs!

[KmasterLog]

I produce amazingness. Thus my factory team is legit.

[drjeckel]

Originally Posted by KmasterLog

I produce amazingness. Thus my factory team is legit.

What is your factory?.......A cloning facility? I hope not, one is enough.

[junglecat]

It's going to be a virgin spring.

Hey been really thinking it's about time to bring back the limited paint [GWS/PanAm]format. For those not familar with the GWS, it was the most popular tourney series in the day. 5 players 200 balls [byop] each player per game; that can share with each other.
Let's hear pros and cons.
Con 1 Much harder to play for existing tourney players. They have concentrated on different skills. Remember race gun drivers throwing stuff when woodsballer would own 'em? They would try one tourney and swear them off.
Pro 1 Easier for new players to move into because they would more than likely make it past the break, giving them time to grow. Remember how we built a client base that ate those up.

Lets here more...

[KmasterLog]

I think that bringing back hopper ball would be an excellent idea. I miss those days because people needed to actually think about using their balls responsibly. Josh would never have to worry about running out of paint!

The giant gun division would also be somewhat negated. Accuracy and reliability become much more integral to selection of markers. Instead of massive amounts of paint and little moving, making moves, getting angles, and outsmarting your opponent make for a much more intense and challenging environment.

[drjeckel]

Hopper ball has my vote. That would help take paintball back to its roots. I think it would also add a whole new element to the game. Now people won't have that unlimited amount of paint.

I also think we should double the size of the air ball fields. Or at least make them large enough so that their is no reason to shoot off the break; just go right into stealth mode. NARRRRRRR I'm going prone!

[KmasterLog]

Make the field bigger? Hell yeah, I'll sneak up on you some more jeckel and shoot your whole team again.

[drjeckel]

Originally Posted by KmasterLog

Make the field bigger? Hell yeah, I'll sneak up on you some more jeckel and shoot your whole team again.

Not if I have 201 players on my team.

[gunny86]

so jeckel, where have you been anyway, too busy with the babes right? still have that tv you want to sell?

[drjeckel]

Originally Posted by gunny86

so jeckel, where have you been anyway, too busy with the babes right? still have that tv you want to sell?

Actually, I did have a date Friday night/Saturday mourning. And this time I wasn't related to her. You know how we pimps do.

Might hang onto the TV a while longer. I don't see anything that I like, and I can't go without a TV for more than 24 hours. It's kind of my only addiction.....Well besides porn...And alcohol...And paintball...And tobacco...And..........Nevermind.

[gunny86]

Originally Posted by drjeckel

Actually, I did have a date Friday night/Saturday mourning. And this time I wasn't related to her. You know how we pimps do.

Might hang onto the TV a while longer. I don't see anything that I like, and I can't go without a TV for more than 24 hours. It's kind of my only addiction.....Well besides porn...And alcohol...And paintball...And tobacco...And..........Nevermind.

a date???!?!!? no way! good for you! what was his name?

[adamd1514]

Wait...Date...Rosy Palms? Secondly, how can you not find a TV you like? There are 1,213 TVs available from 1080i to 129485802i. Secondly, Gunny how do you get fired? I can't believe you could have screwed up that badly, you've been performing coitus with the boss' woman forever and nothing has happened.

I'll be around Sunday, definitely up for bringing back hopper ball, or 10 rounds...

[gunny86]

Originally Posted by adamd1514

Wait...Date...Rosy Palms? Secondly, how can you not find a TV you like? There are 1,213 TVs available from 1080i to 129485802i. Secondly, Gunny how do you get fired? I can't believe you could have screwed up that badly, you've been performing coitus with the boss' woman forever and nothing has happened.

I'll be around Sunday, definitely up for bringing back hopper ball, or 10 rounds...

Yeah funny story about that, he doesnt mind the women(thats how he pays me, not in cash, just in... well you get it) but he was angry that the truck looked dirty, so i told him off... Worst move he ever made, i know he is going to regret it, cant wait for him to come crawling back and beg me to go back to work.