Worst thing your parents have ever asked you/talked about

-Smiley- · 09-12-2007, 11:30 AM

Inspired by the original EPIC thread:

https://www.pbnation.com/showthread.p...hlight=parents

dholmblad · 09-12-2007, 11:36 AM

uh, cant think of anything.

Tippmann KiD213 · 09-12-2007, 11:37 AM

Are you gay?

No.

OK great talk!

smuggle_fcoke (Banned) · 09-12-2007, 11:39 AM

Mom: Why did you do it?

Me: Do what?

Mom: You know...

Me: No I don't???

Mom: "in the corner of my bestfriends moms room while 3 or 4 people watched."

CorkscrewGayson (Banned) · 09-12-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by smuggle_fcoke

Mom: Why did you do it?

Me: Do what?

Mom: You know...

Me: No I don't???

Mom: "in the corner of my bestfriends moms room while 3 or 4 people watched."

lolz, i started that whole thing

smuggle_fcoke (Banned) · 09-12-2007, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CorkscrewGayson

lolz, i started that whole thing

i remember that thread..****ing epic

that guy?! · 09-12-2007, 11:48 AM

mom: so whats your favorite position?
.....

-Smiley- · 09-12-2007, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smuggle_fcoke

i remember that thread..****ing epic

Saved me many hours of boredom in high school

welfare*train · 09-12-2007, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dholmblad

uh, cant think of anything.

What a useful post.

Jennifer Lopez · 09-12-2007, 11:51 AM

after she watched dr. phil or some stupid show:
Mom: do you know what a rainbow party and tossing the salad is?
me: no and yes, dont want to know/talk about it
Mom: *explained it anyways*

D3_Souz4 · 09-12-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by welfare*train

What a useful post.

yea yours too.... and mine.

-Smiley- · 09-12-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennifer Lopez

after she watched dr. phil or some stupid show:
Mom: do you know what a rainbow party and tossing the salad is?
me: no and yes, dont want to know/talk about it
Mom: *explained it anyways*

Wow, having your mom explain what tossing the salad is

bahahaha

D3_Souz4 · 09-12-2007, 11:58 AM

my girlfriends mom told her never to have buttsechs..

FluffyMumkins · 09-12-2007, 12:00 PM

My parents just gave me the internet when I was 11. I figured it all out on my own.
The penis goes into the woman.

TwoTonedbeat · 09-12-2007, 12:00 PM

ultra conserative parents who never said anything funny, alkward, or bad FTL

Death Leprechaun · 09-12-2007, 12:22 PM

"I better not find another used condom in the clothes basket again. That is disgusting. :gag:"

Idiosyncrisia · 09-12-2007, 12:28 PM

Senior year my friend wrote in my yearbook "Let's play Brokeback Mountain together" and put a big heart around it. My mom reads all my yearbooks so she was like, "JJ, what is this? Are... are you gay?"

I really had no response, because the night before I had a girl friend of mine over.

ansGXEowns · 09-12-2007, 12:49 PM

Probably when my parents found my pot for the first time. It was very awkward because my mom is super conservative and she thought it was the absolute end of the world. Not embarrassing or anything..just very awkward and unpleasant.

TheMike · 09-12-2007, 12:51 PM

My dad kicked me out of the family. Twice. Sorta like this..

Dad- You're a discrace to the family, I don't want to see you or talk to you anymore.
Me- Okay dad.
Dad- As far as I'm concerned, you aren't family.
Me- Thanks for ruining years of my life and giving me trust, insecurity and love issues for the next 6 years.

I was only 13 at the time. Then again at 15. Almost again at 18 too.

Not funny really, but the title is "Worst".

jujicakes · 09-12-2007, 01:07 PM

Mom - Well you're having sex with him right?
Me - Yeah.
Mom - Well, do it more so he'll be more open to helping you with stuff!

Charlie_Heston · 09-12-2007, 01:18 PM

"Son now I want you to be street smart. So give me lists of 10 phrases for womens breasts, sex, sexual positions, gay sex. etc...

Ready? Go..."

"I really don't want to talk about this..."

"Well I'll start then."