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02-10-2004, 12:42 AM
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@!?#%&$
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ~BFE~
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Stereotype Yourself
I thought it would be funny if we all stereotyped ourselves.
I'm from Alabama. I sleep with my sister on a daily basis. It sucks though cause she has all her teeth and I like my women toothless. I'm purdy smart cause I finished 5th grade. I'm racist too. Only people I get along with is other rednecks.
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02-10-2004, 12:45 AM
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I disagree!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Atlanta, GA
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I'm white, therefore I'm racist.
I'm Georgian, therefore I'm a racist redneck that sleeps with his relatives soon after graduating the 5th grade.
I'm 19, therefore I'm stupid, wrong, alcoholic, disrespectful,... etc..
I'm male, therefore I have anger problems and think about nothing but sex (includes the 19 y/o part too).
Blah blah blah... etc....
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Supporting The Right of Georgians to Keep and Bear Arms.
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02-10-2004, 12:51 AM
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Thanks!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 39°11'44"N, 94°41'1"W
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I'm from missourah! I've got a few cattle I like to hang out with, when I'm not out there on that pasture down yonder I like to masturbate to guns 'n ammo magazine. After that I like to hang out down round the unemployment office while lookin at them purdy broads they got down there. After that gets borin I heads on over to da bar and listen to some good ole country sangin! YEE HAWW!
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Oh yeah/and if god/does exist/I am sure he/will forgive/me for doubting. For he'd see/how unlikely he/himself seems....
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02-10-2004, 12:53 AM
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I'm Back
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Texas
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haha, this should be fun.
From Texas, so of coarse I ride a horse everywhere, and I also have a really thick twang in my voice.
I wear a lot of black and band shirts, so therefor I worship the devil.
I realistic therefor I am pessimistic.
I'm in college so I am an irresponsible drunk.
Oh yeah, white male, so I am racist/sexist.
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02-10-2004, 12:56 AM
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I'm from Utah: Growing up as a kid I had 65 siblings. Now I go to church every other day with my wives, and one of my daughter's is marrying my brother tomorrow (I'm so excited). Hopefully I can make it one more day on this welfare thing. As long as I can keep shooting the blacks tresspassing in my backyard (see: nuclear waste dump) I'm happy though.
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02-10-2004, 12:56 AM
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@!?#%&$
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ~BFE~
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Hey.....can I borrow one of your cows Negative 13...Im a gettin horney. Us Alabama folks like cow giney.
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02-10-2004, 12:58 AM
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Thanks!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 39°11'44"N, 94°41'1"W
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We don't make sex with the cows, that's what the dogs are fer! Damn boy, don't chall know nuttin down round thurr!? But I tells ya what, you git me one of them new fangled DVD players and I'll see what I can conjur up fo ya!
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Oh yeah/and if god/does exist/I am sure he/will forgive/me for doubting. For he'd see/how unlikely he/himself seems....
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02-10-2004, 01:01 AM
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mmm...wilbe
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I'm from Texas so I must be a cowboy.
I'm Mexican so I must speak spanish.
I'm a Senior so I must think I'm the shiznit.
I'm tall so I must be a basketball player.
This thread is fun.
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02-10-2004, 01:03 AM
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@!?#%&$
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ~BFE~
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DVD player? Dont know bout dat...but I gots one of them hi tek Laser Disks that I can swap ya.
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02-10-2004, 01:23 AM
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im a troll on an internet forum, i only come online to pick fights with people i dont know because in real life im a passive, non-confrontational ***** who would get beat up by a child
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think cause i rock jeans and slang rocks that im a wife beater i dont need no tank tops
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02-10-2004, 01:48 AM
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you cant catch me!!!!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Thailand and Ethiopia
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i live in washington so i either a. do meth or b. make meth in my garage
i drive a truck with 20's and adjustable suspension so there for i'm a drug dealer
i'm white there for i'm stupid
i went to college so i'm a nerd
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02-10-2004, 02:02 AM
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top shelf lifestyle
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: austin, texas
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i am a member of pbn...which means i need to end my worthless life, i get pwned on a daily basis, i am praying for another fine babe thread, i am 1337, and i don't talk to girls.
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02-10-2004, 04:36 AM
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im canadian, which means im a stoner, eh, and it shows.
i like strong beer, eh. and i like lots of hot young women.
i looooove hockey.
i like to brag aboot my clean cities and fresh air, from the mountains, eh.
i dont wanna fight in a war, cause were wimps, and we've got no army anyways, eh.
i like forests, with beavers and moose and reindeer, especially ones with lots of maples. cause maple syrup rules, eh?
i like to speak english and french at the same time, et vous?
i dont carry a gun, hell, i dont even own a gun. in fact, ive never seen a gun. but at least if someone robs my house and stabs me, ive got free healthcare, hoser!
not that i dont pay for it in the end. taxes blow, eh?
Last edited by ApoC_101 : 02-10-2004 at 04:40 AM.
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02-10-2004, 05:44 AM
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I'm a white racist redneck from the north. I love to hunt and fish. I bang my cousins bout time to get married to one of them and go to Dixieland lol Guns and trucks are my friends.
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02-10-2004, 05:51 AM
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I play video games a lot, thus I want to shoot everyone in my school and beat up women. Then rape them.
Although I'm serious about that last part.
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02-10-2004, 05:51 AM
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Suicide Messiah
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Between Heaven and Hell
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I'm from Georgia. I **** my sister and other relatives. I wear a coon-skin hat. My trailer has missing wheels. I use an out house. I love possum. I'm a member of the KKK. I've known how to play the banjo since birth.
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Drunks Against Mad Mothers
On the day old Curtis died, nobody came and prayed.
Ol' preacher said some words, and they chunked him in the grave.
Well, he lived a lifetime, playin' the black man's blues
And on the day he lost his life, that's all he had to lose
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02-10-2004, 08:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SonOfTheSouth
I'm from Georgia. I **** my sister and other relatives. I wear a coon-skin hat. My trailer has missing wheels. I use an out house. I love possum. I'm a member of the KKK. I've known how to play the banjo since birth.
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Whats funny is that in this case... its true!
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02-10-2004, 08:30 AM
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.::DecadeLongAddiction::.
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: So*F.L.A. *-727-*
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Southern White boy..So of course i support white power movements..i also bang all my relatives..all my childrten will be inbred..and I will marry a horse named Sweetie Pie..LoL
Also, I am 18 with a drug charge on my record so therfore I am a drug attic who failed his family...Fu*k that..
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A wise man once said, "**** off
Last edited by ns2k1 : 02-10-2004 at 08:44 AM.
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02-10-2004, 08:35 AM
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I live in indiana, so i live on a farm and grow corn.
Im 17 year old male, so i think about nothing other than sex drugs and alcohol.
I do a school sport, so now im just a jock.
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02-10-2004, 08:43 AM
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I'm asian.... please pass me the razor.
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02-10-2004, 09:07 AM
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Guest
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I'm a new yorker, therefore i speak with a heavy accent and my driving is very bad.
I'm chinese so that means i work at a laundramat or resturant.
I'm 18 so that means that I just got off the boat last year and am in the top of my math class.
I have 10 dogs, all who will be next week's meals.
I live in a ratty apartment in chinatown, infested with rats and cockaroaches.
I know kung fu.
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