[shadow2525]

Went with my buddy to play rec for fun one day. Im standing there holding my etek and my buddy is holding a bt-4 combat with a stock and a longer barrel. They point to my buddy and say thats a pro gun! smh...

[ecres88]

Originally Posted by WagonDubber

Yes, can you ? if you're playing rec GTFO.

aint you never heard of walking the trigger hoss?

[MadWorldMcCoy]

Making sound effects for his gun while talking in a British accent.

[paintking22]

The dumbest thing I have ever seen was to see some 13 year old kid with no paint hold off 4 other rentals by dry firing at them.
The best part was after the game when I told him that he was pretty smart for that, he then became very confused and asked, "I was out of paint?"

[OR Baller, CST]

Kid with a Luxe yesterday, "it's a Luxe, it doesn't have a battery you just recharge it." I should have corrected him but let him be.

[Horizon]

"He's behind the tree!" (we're in the middle of a forest)

Other player: "Which tree?"

First player after a short pause: "The coniferous tree" (we're in the middle of an old growth fir forest)

Then an odd silence as everyone stops shooting and then start laughing.

[Jedihippie]

Originally Posted by Horizon

"He's behind the tree!" (we're in the middle of a forest)

Other player: "Which tree?"

First player after a short pause: "The coniferous tree" (we're in the middle of an old growth fir forest)

Then an odd silence as everyone stops shooting and then start laughing.

thats great...

I also love the "he's behind the blue barrel/ wooden spool" as those make up 75% of the field I play at

[AlmightyRuler]

A rental player asked me if renting a jumpsuit would keep her from "getting ****ed up." That struck me as quite humorous.

Originally Posted by Danny96211

I feel like most of these stories are made up... And i dont know if you realize this, but most of you come off as complete *******s. Stop being so arrogant and thinking your better than everyone else. Just enjoy the sport and do you. Forget about what everyone else is doing. I use to be like all of you. Then i matured.

*You're.*

[UNSpectre]

I don't play much because it's hard for me to afford it as a student (my parents won't pay for me), but the last time I went up the snake at the speedball place a renter screamed "I SURRENDER!" when I pointed at him from about 30 ft away. His barrel was pointing in my direction.

[die.another.day]

I got asked if my invert mini had a shotgun mode..z

[rsion4191]

"Is that the new EGO?"

2K5 Black Magic -_-"

[yuik]

Originally Posted by rsion4191

"Is that the new EGO?"

2K5 Black Magic -_-"

Lol nice !

[hzuiel]

"That gun looks like it hurts" I always tell them all guns shoot under the field limit.

"I hate new players" from a ref, to a group of rentals, and me facepalming. He noticed the awkward silence and stares, and said "well i mean because they do stupid stuff like walking around without their barrel bags on and taking their masks off during games." My face still firmly lodged in my palm.

[SKI008]

"DM12s have those colored orings and when one goes bad the board blinks the color of the oring so you know which one to change."

My look of "WTF" prompted this further elaboration:

"I know Luxes do that too but they don't have colored orings. The board just tells you which oring failed."

This from a kid who couldn't have been more than 11 or 12 with a DM12, Ninja tank, i4s, Rotor, and Dye jersey. This was the first "annoying 12 year old in $2000 worth of gear" I have ran into in years and he was comedy gold all day. He sort of "attached" himself to me all day and I tolerated it until he wiped a hit in a game. He was kicked out of the park the next game for going out of bonds in a game outside of the net, into the parking lot, and all the way around to the other team's start box to shoot them all in the back by coming through the field entrance. The field owner obviously did not appreciate that or his wiping and overshooting.

[CincySyndicate28]

i reff so i see a lot of funny stuff MASSIVE groups of rentals turning and running down hills from one speedballer
or when I am at the field walking between fields in all my equipment the looks i get like im lone star or something its great

[rsion4191]

Same kid that asked if my BM was an EGO walks on the field with no marker.

"Don't worry, guys. I got a paint grenade."

When he finally decides to use it, of course it paints all of our teammates -_-

[die.another.day]

Kid said he had a luxe 8.1 at the field yesterday

[ElJefe13]

I got asked by a rental to turn my full auto off.
I was using my pump.

Dumbest thing I ever said:
I had just gotten my first gun (well, two, I got two guns and some other crap for $50). It was an old Spyder. Well, it had a Freak kit on it. I was going to play outlaw woodsball with my cousin, and I was all "I'm so going to snipe you with my Freak!" I spent an hour 300 ft away from everybody trying to snipe.

[FIERC3Punisher]

"Can I borrow some bullets from you ball holder (pod)"
"Can I use your cleaning snake?"
"My gun doesn't work" out of air, safety is on, or he didn't cock it back
One day I went out to play for fun. I wore shorts and a tee shirt and I used an Angel A1 Fly and I didn't even have pods. I go to join a group and they denied me playing because they didn't want me to hurt them. People these days

[SNAKESNIPER (Banned)]

Originally Posted by FIERC3Punisher

One day I went out to play for fun. I wore shorts and a tee shirt and I used an Angel A1 Fly and I didn't even have pods. I go to join a group and they denied me playing because they didn't want me to hurt them. People these days

It's the newest movement in paintball, called "let's coddle the renters". God forbid little Jimmy should have to feel a half second of pain in his life. He might die!

[FIERC3Punisher]

Originally Posted by SNAKESNIPER

It's the newest movement in paintball, called "let's coddle the renters". God forbid little Jimmy should have to feel a half second of pain in his life. He might die!

Mkay pumpkin