I got asked by a rental to turn my full auto off.
I was using my pump.
Dumbest thing I ever said:
I had just gotten my first gun (well, two, I got two guns and some other crap for $50). It was an old Spyder. Well, it had a Freak kit on it. I was going to play outlaw woodsball with my cousin, and I was all "I'm so going to snipe you with my Freak!" I spent an hour 300 ft away from everybody trying to snipe.