Army V.6 - More *****ing before 9 am than most people do all day.

xFSUxlaxflip · 08-31-2011, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kida2

"Make sure IG gets my name right".

Hilarious....

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Originally Posted by mcglone07

tea? its a wonderful dandelion petal blend, very clensing, good for new beginnings

"Jeeze Mr Cheesel, where do you get your stuff from"
"Ugh, from you Dante"
"OH YEAH! Whats up Mr Cheesel."

Jennifer Lopez · 08-31-2011, 12:51 AM

I really need to talk to housing. This bug infestation is pissing me off.

Walrusface · 08-31-2011, 09:38 AM

Had a brigade run this morning, apparently a 15 min mile pace is just too fast for some people.

UNDRPRVLGD_V2 · 08-31-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Walrusface

Had a brigade run this morning, apparently a 15 min mile pace is just too fast for some people.

Thats so pathetic

Walrusface · 08-31-2011, 10:06 AM

I know I'm 10 minutes past 9 but can someone tell me why every cadence is airborne ranger or c130. I guess it makes sense in an airborne unit, but we are heavy.

imp pimp 101 · 08-31-2011, 10:42 AM

I personally like the "A is for army" cadence.
A is for army
R is for army
M is for army
Y is for army
I love the army
army army army

Repeat until PSG/1SG gets annoyed enough to never have you call cadence again

kida2 · 08-31-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Walrusface

Had a brigade run this morning, apparently a 15 min mile pace is just too fast for some people.

We do Division runs and they send out a "Scouting party"... as in six of us run about a quarter mile ahead of the division and have to constantly slow down because they are all way behind. It's ****ing embarrassing to share a uniform with some of these people.

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Originally Posted by Walrusface

I know I'm 10 minutes past 9 but can someone tell me why every cadence is airborne ranger or c130. I guess it makes sense in an airborne unit, but we are heavy.

Because that's all anyone knows. I hate cadence... I don't know any of them... if you can sing you need to run faster.

Also... I want to know who comes up with some of our taskings. For example we are to be on the look out for IRAM and IDF weapons.... did I miss something? Last time I checked IRAMs are not a direct fire weapon. Also... why do we need to be told to look out for IEDs and EFPs? I understand that EFPs are manufactured and so aren't technically "improvised" but does anyone actually think someone is going to say "hold up there guys... I think we have an IED on the road up there... no... wait... forget it it's just an EFP... lets keep going"? Do you think the TSA people are told not to let suicide vests in... oh and don't let the suicide belts in either?

rammstein_5v2 · 08-31-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Walrusface

Had a brigade run this morning, apparently a 15 min mile pace is just too fast for some people.

HAHAHAH I skipped out on that **** mother****er. Have fun at mandatory fun in ironhorse while i chill in the b's. I love my plt.

Walrusface · 08-31-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rammstein_5v2

HAHAHAH I skipped out on that **** mother****er. Have fun at mandatory fun in ironhorse while i chill in the b's. I love my plt.

**** you. The only good thing about the ironhorse park day was seeing all the skanky army wife's get mean mugged by all the fat ones.

Might have to go back for mandatory FRG meeting

em0r0x0rz · 08-31-2011, 12:55 PM

We had a brigade run monday and all the NCOs ran in the back of our company's formation and talked ridiculous amounts of **** to any pogs/fallouts we passed. It kept me entertained while I had my hand on some e-4s back literally pushing him the last 1.5 miles.

mcglone07 · 08-31-2011, 01:04 PM

new psg, run 0600 friday, our only day off, squad leader goin on leave...joy for next 3 weeks, our replacement sl is prob the biggest piece of **** nco i have ever seen in my life

Lazarusrat · 08-31-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by imp pimp 101

I personally like the "A is for army" cadence.
A is for army
R is for army
M is for army
Y is for army
I love the army
army army army

Repeat until PSG/1SG gets annoyed enough to never have you call cadence again

I lolled

Jennifer Lopez · 08-31-2011, 04:24 PM

Shot expert at 240b range, the actual gunner had to shoot twice to get marksman, good thing im no longer a 240 gunner.

and roommate thats leaving just gave me a weapons cleaning kit, l flashlight, mug, boot cleaning kit, and a butterfly knife.......

Im a fan of the "i took out my uzi and I began to spray...." cadence

CptMotivator · 08-31-2011, 04:46 PM

My old SGM was a salty badass black guy and a Nam vet and had some siiiiick Nam cadences that were depressing as **** about drinking and killing Jodie cause he took your Cadillac and ****ed your wife etc. Most of them had a chorus that sounded like it was straight outta Roots. An added bonus.

ConradNorCal · 08-31-2011, 07:04 PM

Finalized my contract and got sworn in at MEPS today. Shipping out to Ft. Jackson in January. I'm stoked.

underdog_153 · 08-31-2011, 07:09 PM

dumb *****

Mr. Y2K · 08-31-2011, 07:33 PM

he'll be in here *****ing in a matter of seconds anyways
well i'm on the top of the list about getting back in the reserves in march
i think i'll have to harass some troopies next month me thinks
someones gotta teach those dumb ****s how to pack a carton of smokes in their ruck and not crush them

pbdude69 · 08-31-2011, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ConradNorCal

Finalized my contract and got sworn in at MEPS today. Shipping out to Ft. Jackson in January. I'm stoked.

what MOS?

Death_Taco · 08-31-2011, 07:38 PM

No PT this morning.

...no one told our PLT...not even our PSG lol.

SniperForce-Duffek · 08-31-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pbdude69

what MOS?

Obviously he's a pog so who cares. Only people I have respect for outside of infantry are the ones that post here.

ConradNorCal · 08-31-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pbdude69

what MOS?

89D

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Originally Posted by SniperForce-Duffek

Obviously he's a pog so who cares. Only people I have respect for outside of infantry are the ones that post here.

11x was my first choice, but the wait was really long and my counselor said that based on my grades and whatnot I'd have a really good chance of making it as 89D. If I can't hack it, I'll be re-classed into something along those lines anyways, but I'm remaining pretty optimistic about my chances of making it.

It was kinda funny though. All of us guys who were staying at the hotel for Meps for the first time, were being told by the shippers about how horrible the lines and stuff were gonna be, but it really wasn't that bad at all. Everybody was super chill and it was kinda fun in a way, because we got a sneak peek into military life.