[sparky81]

Worse thing the mods can do is delete it.

Ferret, rules please

[ferret15]

~*~*~* Kingman Off Topic: The Cake is a lie, Round 2 ~*~*~*

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1. Rules are to be posted at the beginning of each successive KOT thread.
2. KOT does not forgive, KOT does not forget.
3. There are no real rules about posting.
4. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
5. If you enjoy any rival OTs — DON'T.
6. Honor thy OGs.
7. Noobs shall remain KOT whipping boys until a lower rank of noobs has been created.
8. Keep holy the Saturday of paintball.
9. According to Rellab, you must have pictures to prove your statement.
10. Don't lurk. See rule 13.
11. There are NO girls in KOT, 1nsanity is just gay.
12. Ferret's cake is a lie.
13. SloT sucks today.
14. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
15. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
16. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
17. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
18. Don't talk about the dead guy, or his - ^ -
19. Needs moar whale penar.
20. If there isn't enough just ask for moar.
21. If you post it, they will come.
22. Absolutly under no circumstances may an intelligent post be made in any way shape or form. Under such instances when one is made, the offending post will be deleted, the offending party will be banned, and your parents won't love you anymore.
23. KOT is Dre's personal army.
24. Rule 24 is a lie.
25. KOT makes you drop out of school (ask Zeph).
26. Anything can be a meme.
27. If something goes wrong, ST did it.
28. Paynt will always remain a noob.
29. KOT is serious business.
30. Rule 34 is true.
31. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
32. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
33. Mods are the hand of God. No exceptions.
34. Rule 30 is false.
35. If your statement is preceded by "HAI GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
36. Rule 34 makes life amusing — or makes you throw up, depending on what you're into.
37. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
38. Your post will never be stickied.
39. I controls the post count, I controls the universe.
40. You Just Lost the Game.
41. Failure to follow Rule 1 means you're doing it wrong.
42. Rule 42 is the meaning of life.
43. Have fun. Keep it clean. Don't drink and post.
44. We do it for the lulz.
45.
46.
47. Profit.
48. "They're more like guidelines anyway."
49. edit - no fish allowed.
50. Trolls not welcome anymore

Last Thread:
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[ferret15]

so ummm, walking dead. I LOVE that show. Cannot wait for the episode, season 2 started off slow but now its in full swing.

[sparky81]

Never watched it, to busy watching college basketball recently

[ferret15]

Last college basketball i was at a NIU game watching them get their ***** handed to them by Depaul

[sparky81]

Lobster, shrimp, in mac & cheese from red lobster is a awesome late night snack

[‹GOD›]

I think I've seen the KOT rules elsewhere... OH WAIT!
Also, I believe KOT rule #36 is referring to internet rule #34.

Rules Of The Internet:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more ****ed up **** than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will ***.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are ****ing fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skull****ed your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge ******. Please rape my face.
97. **** sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to ****, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE

[sparky81]

Snickers and monster energy...breakfast of those most likely to havea heartattack and die

[mnkywitagun]

ferret know what rough sex is? chain one of those hot female zombies to a bed and f---it while its trying to eat you!

[Opteron-O3]

Hai2u

[ferret15]

i saw that movie

[sparky81]

Rainy weather ftl

[Opteron-O3]

Its so hot... where did winter go?

[sparky81]

I'd give my left testicle for it to be hot and sunny right now.

[ferret15]

yeah it definitely snowed last night. Kinda made me a little upset, but then i realized it is still February. I want to start running again, outside. So far i've lost about 15lbs this month from just not eating **** all the time. I realy just miss running especially since i have very little to help bring stress down.

[sparky81]

I gave up running a while ago, my knees crack and pop way to much

[Opteron-O3]

I workout every other day. It definitely does help bringing stress down. I'm glad we don't get crazy weather here in Texas

[sparky81]

Meh, working out is overrated. Most fit person I knew got ran over by a car so it doesn't matter how many miles he ran a day before that.

[battlechaser]

The hell is this nonsense?

[sparky81]

Figured the heck with it, we brought back kot.

[battlechaser]

I'm not going to lie I missed regular KOT traffic...


now I just need to find my spot....