You Might Be a Dragun Owner if....

Headshotted · 10-18-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchernobog

you might be a (former) dragun owner if you pawned off all your TES parts to headshotted

at school

HEY! The only thing I bought from you was the freakin' ASA because I couldn't use my gun without one. (The pin on my block was hitting the nipple on my tank too early)

Tchernobog · 10-18-2005, 06:15 PM

and the board

and the reg

Dead_Bunny · 10-18-2005, 06:23 PM

you might be a dragun owner to know that draguns tend to have magical problems and then heal them selfs.....and solving a leak is as simple as pressing on reg......

you might be a dragun owner if you got the crap scared out of you when you sent your gun off to get it fixed, and they started puting stuff on there web site about how it was going under, but then some how you get the gun back close to a month and a half later......whew....still get chills

T1rippaman · 10-18-2005, 07:23 PM

you might be a dragun owner if you try to design guns that look like draguns

Headshotted · 10-18-2005, 07:40 PM

Okay. Seriously. Both of you quit it. T1, Just stop. He's not trolling, he still owns the gun, just parted out. He's one of my friends and he's never ragged on Dragun at all. He's the reason I'm still playing, and part of the reason why my gun still runs. So just drop it. This thread was meant as a joke and that's about it. So back to the comedy, please.

T1rippaman · 10-18-2005, 07:50 PM

You might be a dragun owner if your stock barrel is better than a pipe kit or freak.....

Headshotted · 10-18-2005, 08:00 PM

Or you might be a dragun owner if you put an o ring between the nipple and pin of your Assault block and had a gun that worked for an entire day of Ballin'

T1rippaman · 10-18-2005, 08:09 PM

you might be a dragun owner if your TES gun case says Tachtical Electronic Sniper

**msonic** · 10-18-2005, 08:41 PM

You Might be a Dragun owner If...

your tes worked perfectly out of the box with co2 on 20bps auto, but bounced like a mofo when you install a 50g switch and get air. So then you buy a tboard to solve the bounce problem. Then you buy a reg and a new rail and on/off to accomidate the higher rof only to find out you need a new cupseal and orings for your va. You then strip your va screw hole because you have taken it off so many times. The thing still jackhammers even with a halo b so you buy a tchip. Still jackhammers. You assume it is the board malfunctioning and send it in for a Version C upgrade and an Ultra chip only to find out it still jackhammers. After searching PBnation you finally find out that you have to file off a lil on the solenoid plunger. After all that frikin money and teflon tape the things finally returns to shooting perfectly.

Nunekin666 · 10-19-2005, 01:09 AM

You might be a Dragun owner if you get all your fixes and parts off of PBN

Pntbll891 · 10-19-2005, 09:52 AM

been there done that godamn im glad i got an impulse lmao
i love the question in your sig who the hell said that?????

Quote:

Originally Posted by msonic

You Might be a Dragun owner If...

your tes worked perfectly out of the box with co2 on 20bps auto, but bounced like a mofo when you install a 50g switch and get air. So then you buy a tboard to solve the bounce problem. Then you buy a reg and a new rail and on/off to accomidate the higher rof only to find out you need a new cupseal and orings for your va. You then strip your va screw hole because you have taken it off so many times. The thing still jackhammers even with a halo b so you buy a tchip. Still jackhammers. You assume it is the board malfunctioning and send it in for a Version C upgrade and an Ultra chip only to find out it still jackhammers. After searching PBnation you finally find out that you have to file off a lil on the solenoid plunger. After all that frikin money and teflon tape the things finally returns to shooting perfectly.

**msonic** · 10-19-2005, 06:07 PM

some noob in the hopper forum said that a while ago.

You might be a Dragun Owner if,

Everyone at the field says to you, "Dude! thats like the perfect gun to Spimmy!"

Headshotted · 10-19-2005, 09:04 PM

Dear God. I'd have to smack them. Does Everyone get the "Hey your gun's weird!" Look?

cmlonghairdude · 10-19-2005, 09:27 PM

you might be a dragun owner if you spend most of your day thinking of ways to sell it...........
j/k
im a shocker owner now, but i dont think i'll get rid of my dragun, my first love.....

tippmatt · 10-19-2005, 11:44 PM

u might be a dragun owner if some one asks who makes that? and u tell them dragun and they say who is that?

Dead_Bunny · 10-20-2005, 08:50 AM

you might be a dragun owner if for some reason you have a connection with other dragun owners...."AHH ITS BROKEN AGAIN....oh wait no its not"....jp!

T1rippaman · 10-20-2005, 09:28 AM

you might be a dragun owner if you bought a dragun visor for $7, just b/c you had $7 in your paypal account.

SASTES · 10-20-2005, 01:56 PM

when ur semi-auto gun can go full auto

super_rootbeer · 10-20-2005, 09:01 PM

If you search the unheard of intestines of the internet to find basic parts like idk, anything!

super_rootbeer · 10-20-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SASTES

when ur semi-auto gun can go full auto

but then it turns out that your lcd screen is trying to lie to you!

T1rippaman · 10-21-2005, 09:07 AM

and you need to poke out your eyes with a knife just to get the Auto mode.