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04-08-2005, 08:45 PM
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y do u waste so much paint, and or y r u wearing blue(my dye jersey) people are gona see you and u cant be stealthy
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04-08-2005, 08:47 PM
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you play pump?!?! pumps suck i used to have one and it hardly shot
he was comparing a phantom to a talon
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04-08-2005, 08:48 PM
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#67
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Keyboard Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tampa, FL
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i have a spyder with ups(pics in sig) and many things have been said about it...
noob-youre cheating using full auto
kid with impulse-nice timmah!!(me-um, its a spyder tard, his responce was to call my gun gay...)
owner of field- how much you want for that timmy? me- 
and i think my gun has been called about every gun on the market, inlcuding angel, timmy(most common), shocker(dunno where the similarities are), dm6...?, ect |
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04-08-2005, 08:48 PM
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I Bunker Little Kids!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Pottstown, PA
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"For next game I'm going to get my ghelie suit" LOL and another time, this dude asked me if I got my Cobra LCD at Wal Mart.....
I found a funny shirt related to this, maybe it will help ward off the noobs... it says "I Bonus Ball Newbies" and another one said "I Bunker Little Kids"
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04-08-2005, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Nor Mich
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can't really recall what most noobs have said to me in the past
but i was chillin at the store with some of the locals, these noob *** bmx "punk" little kids come in and are looking around
they see one of the guys urban camo phantom behind the counter
lil gay kid1: "Wow, I would so play anybody with that gun."
lil gay kid2: "but its just a pump...."
lil gay kid1: "its not just a pump, its a SNIPER GUN!!!!"
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04-08-2005, 09:02 PM
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RAWR!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Hilton Head Island
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well, this was a kid who never played before, and was trying to lie to me about what gun he had...
Me-What gun do you have?
Him-i dont know, it was wicked expensive tho, 600 bucks
The next day....
Me-So what gun did you say you have?
Him-Kingman BKO
ME-you mean ICD BKO?
Him-NO kingman...
Me-Theres no such thing, your thinking of the ICD
Him-Ohh yeah thats it...
ME-That gun doesnt cost 600...
Him-ya i know, it was 450
Me-No it only costs 300, you dont play much do you?
Anyway, i hate that kid... ****ING DUCHEBAG ****ING COCK SUCKER MOTHER ****ING LIAR!!!
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04-08-2005, 09:03 PM
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i was talking to the owner of a paintball feild about the diadem i was usind and a little gay newb comes up.
newb:i here a diadem can shoot 25 bps full auto
me:ya, i would never do that it would be blendage
newb:you should get afire hopper
me:wtf?
newb:it feeds 50 bps
me:i bet it does
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04-08-2005, 09:07 PM
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This one kid told me " You don't know what the crap your talking about".
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04-08-2005, 09:10 PM
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this is more of a story, but tis pretty funny
My friend said his gun had laser guilded sighting and the paintballs would follow whoever he shot at, so he turned his hopper off and shot in the opposite direction as me, then i shot myself and the n00bs believed that he shot me
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04-08-2005, 09:19 PM
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#1 Contract Killer
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: ***860***
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today in english class, kid says to me "are you sniper"
me "no, i don't play in the woods, and sniping is gay"
him "no way, that would be so awesome. get a massive barrel and just own anyone who walks by the tree you are in"...
i just walked away after he said massive barrel
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04-08-2005, 09:19 PM
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FREE AGENT
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ohio
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noob: what kind of gun do you shoot.
me: intimadator
noob: does it have full auto
me: no
noob: hahaha I'll tear you up with my full auto tippmann.
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04-08-2005, 09:23 PM
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Guest
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some mexican guy saw my old ebalde and was like "o is that a silver bullet essay."
lol he didnt really say essay but he thought it was a ****ter silver bullet.
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04-08-2005, 09:30 PM
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Leopard print
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: EST*TEX
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"Is that an Angel?"
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04-08-2005, 09:42 PM
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Dude
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Columbus, Indiana
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this kid didnt know how to disassemble a spyder fenix.....i played dumb to and told him to hit the bolt as hard as he could with a hammer LOL
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04-08-2005, 09:44 PM
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Destroyer of Threads
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bat Country
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"Is that an angel"
or,
"You know were trading guns next game"
That second one was funny cause i told him off so bad.
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04-08-2005, 09:45 PM
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RIP Will S,Chris G,Nina M
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
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noobs think everything is angels
then again so did i like 3 years ago
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04-08-2005, 09:50 PM
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Guest
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PB-ShZio, you are stupid. You sigged something from when you werent even registered, make this thread for the billionth time, and act like your 12. [/rant]
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04-08-2005, 10:00 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
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"So, what kind of a barrel should I get to make my Imp look like a Trix?"
^The kid just has money and bought a WAS'd Imp recently, he's only played speedball/airball once.  |
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04-08-2005, 10:05 PM
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Guest
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my friend who is obsesed with halo thinks playing video games helps your gun ability more then paintball.
the kid has never held a gun in his life lol.
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04-08-2005, 10:08 PM
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#84
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Toronto
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Me and my team are playin some rooks (we're young-guns) and one guy on his team said to my team:
"do you guys play nov?"
we didn't know waht to say...
and then i always hear this "does yours shoot as far as his?"
and i hate when ******s say "trix are for kids" the ****** was a kid, 11-12 years old, ***** please...
only the second was a noob
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