Well now days cheating is a big part of paintball and you pretty much have to cheat to go places in the sport and to look good. You have to be good at cheating too. If you are playing a team that is no better than you or that is alot worse than you but they can cheat better they will win. Now alot of you APG reading noobs will say cheating is bad and makes the sport look bad and blah blah blah. Well grow up and learn what paintball is all about. Every top level team cheats the only teams that dont cheat are sucky *** local teams that will go no ware in the sport. Now thats out of the way lets get into bad *** cheating tips.
Wipeing: Wipeing plays a big part in cheating. Its important to be very un-obvious when you wipe. Its also important to wipe very thouroly becuase if a reff can tell you attempted to wipe you will get a penalty for it so make sure you when you wipe its a clean wipe and all the paint is gone. Here are some wipeing moves....
-Hopper hit, If you get hit in the hopper and you are playing air ball come into your bunker(not to fast and jumpy that will draw the reffs attention to you) then rub the spot where you got hit at on your bunker. Go ahead and wipe any left over paint on the hopper with your hand. Also its good to block the crowd's/reff's view of you wipeing with your body. If you are playing on a solid bunker field or there is alot of paint on your gunker bring your gun down like you are reloading and when you are droping a pod of paint in wipe that hopper hit.
-Gun hit, When you get a gun hit come back into your bunker and make it look like you are reloading while you are loading wipe that hit. You can also just block the reffs view with your body and just wipe the hit real quick. Its very hard to wipe a hit on a gun that has alot of milling so before you even attempt wipeing on your gun look at the hit and see if you even have a chance with getting away with wipeing on that spot of your gun. Look and see if alot of paint will still be left in the milling, if you dont think you can get away wth it then just call your self out.
-Goggle hit, Most goggle hit you just cant get away with but you can always try. If the goggle hit isnt that big then press your index finger very very hard agianst your goggle then wipe it clean accross your lense like a windshield wiper. This will wipe that hit off perfectly. If its not in the lense just in the mask part then just play on with it. You can always just clame you cant see your face so it was a un-obviuos hit. If you played on with it for a while and the reffs havnt caught you yet just go ahead and wipe it. Mask hits are easy to get away with.
-Pack hit, These are pretty easy to wipe if you know exsacly where they are at. When you feel a hit in your pack tuck in real quick then pull a pod out of your pack, as you are pulling a pod out wipe the hit with your arm while your pulling it out or wipe it with your hand when your reaching down to pull the pod. You can also just wipe it with your hand while reaching down to get the pod then go over it agian with your arm when you pull the pod out to make sure that hit is gone. Pack hits are pretty easy to get away with playing on with them since they are un-obvious hits.
-Chest hit, If you get hit in your chest lay on your stomach and wipe it off using the ground. If you have the chance to move or you got the hit off the break then slide into a bunker on your stomach and sliding on the ground will wipe that hit right off. Also you can get away with just wiping with your hand since hits on jerseys dont really stick out alot.
-Barrel hit, When hit in the barrel Get your squegge out and squegge your barrel while you are claning it take your hand and wipe that hit off. People will just think you were squeggeing your barrel and it wont draw much attention. Also you can just plain down right wipe the hit off with your hand and claim that you were wipeing off broken paint that came from the inside of your barrel out your porting.
Those are the main wipeing skills you need to master. If you cant wipe good in those areas you wont have a cheating advantage over another team.
Playing on: Playing on is a good way to cheat but not down right cheat(unlike wipeing). Usually you only play on with un-obvious hits becuase welll playing on with a obvious hit is just stupid. Here are some tips....
-Off/before the break shoot the bunker you plan to go to alot. Have one of your back men shoot it to off the break while your runing to it. Then if you get hit off the break just rub that hit agianst the bunker with all that paint on it and the hit will blend in with the rub from the bunker.
-When you get hit in the pack or another un-obvious place where you couldnt really feel a hit watch for a reff coming to check you. When you see a reff coming to check you run away from him and go bunker one of the oposing players. But make it look like you didnt know or see him coming to check you. If you are going to get pulled any ways you may as well just take a player out and do some damage to the other team.
-When you get hit in a place you can hide from the reff tell a reff to come and check you in a place totally differnt from where you acually got hit and hide the acual hit then it looks like you were trying to play fare the reff just didnt call you out on your hit. Then wipe that hit later on if you feel the need to.
-Pretty much just any un-obvious hit keep on playing with it. Its the reff's job to call you out on those. The reffs should be paying attention and the player who shot you should be calling a paint check on you. If they dont do that then its thier fault you got away with playing on.
Thats all i ahve time to put up right now. If any one else has any thing more to add feel free. I will post about cheating with your gun, more wipeing and playing on tips,etc later.
Please no one flame me for posting this. If you have a bad opinion on this just keep it to your self no one wants to hear it. Also save your self from looking like a noob by flaming me for posting this and saying how bad cheating is.
Note: I do not cheat.
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