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N0SEY · 04-11-2007, 05:46 PM

I'm telling you your pictures suck, which they do. I'm not going to do a goddamn critique on something as bad as a marines shirt, a crappy sunset with a lightpole in it, or a gun.

Want help?

Your composition needs a lot of goddamn help.

Your colors are lacking.

You contrast sucks.

Your subjects are boring.

Is that enough help for you? I don't care if you respect me or not, at least have the common courtesy to take pictures good enough to post in this forum.

Whoops, I posted. Blow me.

#1 Avalanche Fan · 04-11-2007, 05:47 PM

N0SEY
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Crane · 04-11-2007, 05:48 PM

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/index.php

If you want people to agree with you on how much YOU think your pics are awesome.. take them there.

those people will lie through their teeth about how awesome you are, and you will never get better.

or you can accept the fact that those pictures are crap, and learn from your mistakes.

We are actually helping you by letting you know they suck...

but if what you want is a pat on the back here you go.

Wow Avalanche Fan! your fisr pic of that sunset is amazing, the colors are exquisite. I like what you did with your camera.. that picture proves that yo dont have to have a $1000 camer to take a great picture.

In fact, do you still have the full res image? I want to hang that on my wall and frame it...

..along with the other 12,973 crappy sunset pictures that come through the photo forum every week...

N0SEY · 04-11-2007, 05:51 PM

Shhh Crane, you will upset him.

*holds hands*

SuPrBuGmAn · 04-11-2007, 05:51 PM

LOL, asking NOSEY not to post is telling NOSEY to post.

You sir, are a moron. Ontop of all that, your snapshots are rather boring as hell.

You want constructive critisism? Find interesting subjects, after you've learned about composition, then start taking photos.

You are an art history, student; do not mistake yourself as a teacher. Quit using your class as a crutch for upping this POS post, and making yourself feel better about some snaps that simply aren't worth the effort to defend.

#1 Avalanche Fan · 04-11-2007, 05:53 PM

lol

nah I don't want ppl to pat me on the back.

Just what you guys are doing is fine. Yes they are poop I admit it.

I just don't like nosey cuz he is an ***. (long story)

#1 Avalanche Fan · 04-11-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SuPrBuGmAn

LOL, asking NOSEY not to post is telling NOSEY to post.

You sir, are a moron. Ontop of all that, your snapshots are rather boring as hell.

You want constructive critisism? Find interesting subjects, after you've learned about composition, then start taking photos.

You are an art history, student; do not mistake yourself as a teacher. Quit using your class as a crutch for upping this POS post, and making yourself feel better about some snaps that simply aren't worth the effort to defend.

Thank you for your input.

SuPrBuGmAn · 04-11-2007, 05:56 PM

**** you too

N0SEY · 04-11-2007, 05:56 PM

Because I said that HK was no good. **** man, I'm a bad ****ing person. Take me to the gallows. I just request that Steve Quan himself executes me. I am an *******, get over it or go ahead and leave the subforum with your tail tucked under your balls.

Katsumoru · 04-11-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by N0SEY

Because I said that HK was no good. **** man, I'm a bad ****ing person. Take me to the gallows. I just request that Steve Quan himself executes me. I am an *******, get over it or go ahead and leave the subforum with your tail tucked under your balls.

I'm sorry but I can never speak to you if you're going to talk badly about HK.

HK support!

#1 Avalanche Fan · 04-11-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SuPrBuGmAn

**** you too

nosey i don't like HK that much any more, but the way you did it was just horrid. Why didnt you just leave and not drag on the thread making more and more people hate you in the process.

Crises of Perception · 04-11-2007, 05:59 PM

Really? I love NOSEY because of his ***...interesting

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But yeah this thread should just die. Go read about photography...and try to pay attention in art history class. Then come on back. Although art is all perspective and very opinionated on what is good and what is great. There are techniques that need to be mastered. I'm not about to say a stick figure with his head 18 times bigger then his body is in the same class as the Mona Lisa...what you have here...is, well A stick figure with a big head.

And HK is ****. I don't know what NOSEY's said, but I probably agree 100%

SuPrBuGmAn · 04-11-2007, 05:59 PM

**** you too

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

Crane · 04-11-2007, 06:03 PM

lol. Nosey only kept egging you guys on so he could gain publicity for his production company...

remember... There is no such thing as bad publicity.

N0SEY · 04-11-2007, 06:03 PM

I dragged it on to make people hate me to kill NOSEY PRODUCTIONS because of what it had turned into.

I wanna say sorry if I hurt your feelings, or any other 13 year olds feelings out there due to me having an icebox where my heart used to be. I'm not a bad person, just misunderstood, much like a wave in the best photo of all time sticky. Will you forgive me Avalanche?

Oh, and thanks for no longer ignoring me, I knew you couldn't stay mad at me forever.

Crises of Perception · 04-11-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by N0SEY

I dragged it on to make people hate me to kill NOSEY PRODUCTIONS because of what it had turned into.

I wanna say sorry if I hurt your feelings, or any other 13 year olds feelings out there due to me having an icebox where my heart used to be. I'm not a bad person, just misunderstood, much like a wave in the best photo of all time sticky. Will you forgive me Avalanche?

Oh, and thanks for no longer ignoring me, I knew you couldn't stay mad at me forever.

Thats the saddest thing I've ever heard....unless you hold beer in there. Then it's brilliant!

tonybhall · 04-11-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Crane

There is no such thing as bad publicity.

Unless you're Don Imus.

Thanatology · 04-11-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tonybhall

Unless you're Don Imus.

what a douche. seriously.

JungleLarry · 04-11-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Crane

Photography is technically "painting with light"

However.. just because you have a photograph, doesnt mean it is photogrpahy.

Actually, it's "light writing" when literally translated.

Bayne · 04-11-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Crises of Perception

Really? I love NOSEY because of his ***...interesting

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You gay son?

N0SEY · 04-11-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Thanatology

what a douche. seriously.

Don Imus isn't a douche for saying something. The man isn't racist. He's a good guy and radical leaders of worthless groups are trying to bring him down. I'm not saying what he said is true, but one shouldn't be punished on both their beliefs or their words.