[Empyre]

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

ROFL that is ****ing hilarious



Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a ****ty brown eye.

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Rofloptamus prime

[p8nt_freak1852 (Banned)]

screaming seagull:
when ****ing a chick on teh beach, pull out, dip the tip of ur dick in sand and re-insert.

[xTeamxArsonx]

Originally Posted by p8nt_freak1852

screaming seagull:
when ****ing a chick on teh beach, pull out, dip the tip of ur dick in sand and re-insert.

That's mean..

but funny. Very funny.

[s1cksh00sbrah]

The werewolf, shave your pubes and keep them in a plastic bag. Get a ***** to suck your dick, then when you *** on her face throw your pubes in her face and yell, "AWOOOOO" like a wolf would.

Oh yeah, and during the houdini, you're supposed to say, "Abra-Kadabra!" when you *** in her face.

[O-Dawg]

LMAO ROFL

I wonder what girl would actually do this stuff..

EDIT: I KNOW!! http://worldofwonder.net/wimages/hitler-tm.jpg

[paintballguy990]

this is so disgustingly supurb two

[Scottc1988]

omg.. Juanita's Special Bean Dip ftw!

[andythepirate]

My personal favorite: The Helen Keller

When a girl is performing oral sex on you, splooge in her mouth. Then simultaneously box her ears and poke her in the eyes. She will not be able to see hear or talk and just go Urghrururr just like Helen Keller.

[Duplicity]

Monroe Transfer FTW

When you and your partner connect each other's *******s with a tube. One defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of the other.

[GSX-R 750]

I think the Angry Dragon is the best.

Turtle style
**** her doggy style with a table on her back. Then when she tries to stick her head out, wack it with a pan

[sNoW DeFiAnT]

You forgot the retarded Charlie.

The retarded Charlie:
Get you and your girlfriend suspended upsidedown in wheelchairs and strapped in. You start off slow with all the groping and kissing and stuff to get her wet. Then when you go down on her, you have to slobber incessantly. It has to be wet like noah's arc down there. Then, after you climax, BAM!!! You hit her in the back of the head with a brick and undo her strap. Making her fall from the ceiling and hitting her head on the floor making her go retarded.

[OA paintball]

Originally Posted by sNoW DeFiAnT

You forgot the retarded Charlie.

The retarded Charlie:
Get you and your girlfriend suspended upsidedown in wheelchairs and strapped in. You start off slow with all the groping and kissing and stuff to get her wet. Then when you go down on her, you have to slobber incessantly. It has to be wet like noah's arc down there. Then, after you climax, BAM!!! You hit her in the back of the head with a brick and undo her strap. Making her fall from the ceiling and hitting her head on the floor making her go retarded.

As Paris Hilton would say... "Thats hott"

[JRXimpulse04]

My personal fav is the PB & J, **** on the girls ***** while she is minstral, and proceed to eat her out. I found one of those sites with like 1000 sexual terms and told a lot of them to my friends, so I'm known as like the most perverted kid ever, in a good way.

[Jiu-Jitsu Fighter]

If these things arent stupid. I was hoping for something funny.

[Double Fish Hook]

The Double Fish Hook- Bang the girl from behind and reach up and hook your index fingers in her mouth and pull back.

[THESpidey Duo]

The REAL Bulldozer:
You find a girl that has her legs cut off below at the knees, so there are stubs. While you're ****ing her you move her legs around like the controls of a bull dozer. It's always fun to make backup noises while pulling out too.

Should I post The Mung?