Another Terror Attack in Washington DC?

Karnage · 04-06-2004, 12:19 PM

So just a few minutes ago I am driving home to grab some lunch. Well its a nice day things are going good and all of a sudden I see two commercial jets flying really low. Now I think ok airports arent far away so I dismiss it for about 1 second then all the sudden Bam I see 2 fighter jets hauling *** after the planes. I start thinking oh **** not again. So I call my mother as she works in DC right by the pentagon and National airport. She was on the phone then all the sudden she is like OH ****!!! They flew right over her office and around DC.

Naturaly people started calling into the news stattions and are freaking out. Well my dad was listening to the radio and it turned out to be a ****ing PHOTOSHOOT!!!!!! What a waste. Got me all worked up for nothing. In other words I basicaly got owned by the government and their god damn photoshoot.

IchBinKaseBrot · 04-06-2004, 12:24 PM

Haha, governowned!

larry_wendel_<3's_christmas · 04-06-2004, 12:25 PM

Mag Master 21 · 04-06-2004, 12:26 PM

Prob an awsome Bush commercial..

IchBinKaseBrot · 04-06-2004, 12:27 PM

Speaking of being chased, I was chased by a police helicopter on I-10 going through Mississippi, probably because I was going 95+ and was the only car on the highway...

Gunslinger_Tiny · 04-06-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Mag Master 21
Prob an awsome Bush commercial..

Then again maybe not! Maybe Kerry is going to transpose Bush's face into the pilot seat of one and make it look like he doing a terror attack, you never know. After all teh liberal media always lies!

Karnage · 04-06-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Gunslinger_Tiny
Then again maybe not! Maybe Kerry is going to transpose Bush's face into the pilot seat of one and make it look like he doing a terror attack, you never know. After all teh liberal media always lies!

spydervenom · 04-06-2004, 12:30 PM

prolly what tiny said

taco_grande · 04-06-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by IchBinKaseBrot
Haha, governowned!

lol

DreadLock Doc · 04-06-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Mag Master 21
Prob an awsome Bush commercial..

Or an attempt frighten people into voting for him . . .

blazin028 · 04-06-2004, 01:10 PM

Yeah Bush probably planned it so they he could act like he saved DC and he would be re-elected.

c|w · 04-06-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by blazin028
Yeah Bush probably planned it so they he could act like he saved DC and he would be re-elected.

rofl so true

Jdaswat · 04-06-2004, 02:05 PM

photoshoot? WTF for?

Karnage · 04-06-2004, 02:14 PM

No idea what it was for but thats what they "claim" it was. But The planes were low enough to the point that I could see the ordinance on them so ehhh.

Gunslinger_Tiny · 04-06-2004, 02:22 PM

It's the governments new weapon against street crime, it's in the patriot act didn't you read it? Crack Dealers will be blown to hell because they fund international terrorism! Send in teh A-5's with Hell fire missles!

IchBinKaseBrot · 04-06-2004, 02:28 PM

Oh man that would be awesome! I can see it now:

Crack dealer: Hey, you wanna buy some crack? (hears loud roaring noise)
(Cockpit of fighter jet): Homeland this is Patroit, I have a bogey on my scope, permission to open fire.
Homeland: Patriot this is Homeland, permission granted, confirm.
Pilot: Confirmed, launching missles 1 and 3 now.
(Back on the ground)
Crack dealer: What da **** is dat ****?!
(Explosion, whole city block is leveled)
Pilot: Mission complete, heading back to base.

Gunslinger_Tiny · 04-06-2004, 02:30 PM

big red · 04-06-2004, 02:42 PM

they will just carpet bomb south central

Anarchist Chyld · 04-06-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by werty7373
pr0n?

I heard they were shooting "Air Cock One"

parkers · 04-06-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by IchBinKaseBrot
Oh man that would be awesome! I can see it now:

Crack dealer: Hey, you wanna buy some crack? (hears loud roaring noise)
(Cockpit of fighter jet): Homeland this is Patroit, I have a bogey on my scope, permission to open fire.
Homeland: Patriot this is Homeland, permission granted, confirm.
Pilot: Confirmed, launching missles 1 and 3 now.
(Back on the ground)
Crack dealer: What da **** is dat ****?!
(Explosion, whole city block is leveled)
Pilot: Mission complete, heading back to base.

yes i could see the government killing a whole block jsut for one crack dealer, lol why the hell would they be doing a photoshoot? obviously using shock value to get votes. "vote for bush or well kill everyone"

Lunch__Box89 · 04-06-2004, 03:16 PM

id vote but im in canada eh!?!