[ALLCAPS (Banned)]

i pooped a photoshop

[memorex]

i photoshopped a poop

[ALLCAPS (Banned)]

Originally Posted by memorex

i photoshopped a poop

that's gross

why you do dat?

[Nerve06]

Move on. Accepting gives her a greater sense of accomplishment or personal satisfaction than the satisfaction you'd derive from knowing her intentions.


Typical ST response: You're not alpha.

[YeloSno]

Play her.

User her.

**** her.

And every time she sleeps with you, apply a nicotine patch and remove it before she wakes in the morning.

She'll become addicted to nicotine, but think it's to you.

Use her more for things as she needs your sustenance.

Just when you've taken all you can, *** in her butt, dress up and run out of the house with the fanciest thing you can grab that won't hinder your run speed for at least 1000 feet.


Defriend from facebook.

????

Profit




And remember, she'll be racked from those patches. Just make sure she NEVER KNOWS ABOUT THEM.

That way she'll be racked, and not calling popo.

[Subterfuge]

She added you briefly to get your profile.

[Fuzzy R. McNuggs]

ignore

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Originally Posted by Subterfuge

She added you briefly to get your profile.

and why would she do that to some dude that she apparently doesn't care for these days?

either way who cares, I just know she added me to delete me, I don't care about her intentions at this point. I think she just wants to try and get me to talk to her once more. But then again I don't know

[poomanchew]

smear your poop all over her door send the ***** a message!

[ALLCAPS (Banned)]

you're making me hungry

[poomanchew]

but srsly i wouldnt have anything to do with her it will never work out again and keeping her any sort of in your life just adds to the pain of not having her.

[Fuzzy R. McNuggs]

does she have dat ***

[Domc36-1]

how was that ussy? did it stank? if not. smash da ussy

[Ryan3773 (Banned)]

Get some rooster in your rari while you ride around tipping corners, Mah *****

[ALLCAPS (Banned)]

weird metaphors for sexual activities that I can't comprehend.

Either way I don't care about the ***** (which was nice when I had it because she was a virgin) because irregardless she sucked in bed in every other way shape or form.

I stuck it out so long with her because I genuinely was fascinated with certain aspects of her. But I'm not going to message her or do anything else to even ask her what's up, I just don't care enough it's not worth my while and for the **** she put me through at the time, I wouldn't go back if I even had the opportunity.

[Ly$ol (Banned)]

Originally Posted by ALLCAPS

okay nvm I managed to dig up one ****ter



The one that looks like a bird

[ALLCAPS (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Ly$ol

Original, but turtle dude should hook up with the second girl from the left. She's a total christian bible hugger with some weird *** ***** eyes. But they would make a great couple

[The Grazing Gazelle]

not turtle dude bro. its pidgeon man.

[sikk50]

Originally Posted by The Grazing Gazelle

not turtle dude bro. its pidgeon man.

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[automagsrule]

the **** is this ****?

[Disarmer]

Accept request. If she doesn't message you in two weeks, remove her from the bookface. If she does message you, just be a huge dick to her as much as possible. Make her feel like **** for breaking up with you, make her feel like it was the worst mistake she ever made. Accept her pity/make-up ****, then defriend her and never talk to her again.