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when i got arrested i was sitting on the pavement and a car rolled up. the driver let the window down and said hey kid that sucks and drove off. i was like bye dad. evilballer69:
I called my ex girlfriends gay stepbrother a assbandit in front of his whole family not knowing he was gay at the time... no1 laughed but him Schmike?!:
I get boners and slap people in the thigh with it. Even if I'm not at Prom or whatever. Just go around slapping people with it. It's grand.
The best of Ollie Williams!
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