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04-16-2014, 11:00 PM
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#736
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Austin
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My first time paint balling i was using a rental and when my friend let me use his invert mini i didn't realize how sensitive the trigger was and shot it while the barrel Condom was on and then took it off and stuck my finger in the barrel to "clean it" and shot it again while my finger was in the barrel felt stupid embarrassed and in pain all at once still had so much fun that day though
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04-22-2014, 09:28 PM
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#737
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This kid said the pods in my pod pack were missiles for a rocket launcher.
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04-22-2014, 09:37 PM
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#738
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Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Houston
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Lol been there done that!
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04-23-2014, 10:55 AM
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#739
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-=New Jersey Mutiny=-
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New Jersey
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after playing for 11 years theres alot of these for me. my favorites are
"adult noob" tippmann/bt brand new with about 500 dollars worth of extras, guillie suit, facepaint (dude your wearing a mask) and the price stickers still attached to the equipment.
10yr olds (give or take a few) asking me if i was a spartan because my gear makes me look like master chief
kids telling me that there gonna be a sniper, im sure we've all been down this road
this happened to me personally, was packing up for the day, and my buddies convinced me to play one last round of speedball, i already had my paintball pants off, only had my eclipse gym shorts on. and my jersey, so i put my pod pack on, grabbed gun and mask, game starts i slide right into snake, my shorts come right off. #facepalm.
a young kid dropped his spyder once, gun hits the ground goes off, ball went straight up his groin. needless to say he was done for the day.
grown man noob talking trash pregame to little kids. one of the kids is my little cousin with my LV1. hehehehehe
people calling paint bullets... enough said..
guy claiming if he didn't wear a mask he would have shot me, and the mask distorts his view...
im sure theres more but those always stick out
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04-23-2014, 11:13 AM
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#740
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I was playing in a scenario, my hopper fell off and I didn't notice. Needless to say I spent a solid hour looking for it
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pumpin aint easy, Texas forever
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04-23-2014, 08:49 PM
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#741
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I was playing with my kaos and in the middle of a game I shot and the air made my bolt fly out of my gun.... I never found that bolt
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04-27-2014, 04:36 PM
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#742
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Michigan
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I had a newb ref thing today that made me chuckle.
I was playing with a mech autococker, and the ref asked to shoot it to make sure I didn't have ramping on.
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04-27-2014, 04:43 PM
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#743
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My backpack's got jets
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Plymouth, WI
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There was a new guy at the field today, this kid is fast and someone convinced him he would be good at playing snake, I'll give him the credit due that he is actually pretty good. It was his 2nd time on a speedball field today and he was learning how to dive into snake. Me as a photographer couldnt pass this up so I saw where he was diving and lined up the shots.
here are 3 quick shots, the launch, the OMG CORE SAMPLE RAGE, and the facepalm. if you click on the picture it will bring you to the next one.
https://www.facebook.com/inspirepbz/...type=3&theater
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Boneyard Paintball in Plymouth, WI
Stinger Paintball Designs for your custom grips
"Reminds me of the kids that bolt on exhausts, wings and vinyl cutouts onto their rice mobiles and then hate on a ground up resto rodded 69 Camaro" -OPBN
"Due to the Berzerkers rep and knowledge of Mag awesomeness, the opposing team dropped their markers and are actually out of the frame curled up in fetal positions" -OPBN... Again
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04-27-2014, 07:33 PM
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#744
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Axe + CASH!!???
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: USA
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When I first started, I got shot out by some guy, came back (respawn) and my barrel sock was on and I forgot it. Friends were laughing their ***** off when i put 5 balls in the bag and it started leaking out.
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04-29-2014, 11:17 AM
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#745
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Battle Buddy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Noblesville, Indiana
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I was playing recball this past weekend.. I don't know if this should be classified as funny or shear ballsy... but this little 12 year old holding down a bunker which he dove/barrel rolled to. I was cracking up but at least he had fun!
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05-04-2014, 12:28 AM
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#746
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Hawthorne, Ca
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Played today with my I4s and group of kids came up and asked where did i get the halo mask.. one kid asked to try it on. His mom took his picture. Guess it was his birthday and he was COOL now..hahaha
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05-04-2014, 09:14 PM
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#747
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Happened to me today.
Got my g6r and deadly winds barrel. First time playing this set up. Break off in to a sprint at the whistle. While running my marker is up concentrating on the opposite team. Run into a piece of plywood. Not as wide as the barrel, collided it dead on with the barrel. Fell flat on my butt. As i lye there iam cracking up. Believing this can only happen to me.
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05-04-2014, 09:56 PM
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#748
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The Whitest Mexican Alive
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: California
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one time we were playing a game of woodsball and one of my friends who was playing for the first time tripped and did a front flip into a bunker. i just couldn't stop laughing when it happened even though i felt like i shouldn't be laughing
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05-04-2014, 10:15 PM
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#749
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Played with my Hammer 7 for the first time yesterday. One game I had fired about 5 times before I realized I hadn't released the follower in the mag. Another game I got a little too excited and hit the mag release. $3.50 in First Strikes all over the forest floor.
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05-04-2014, 11:46 PM
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#750
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Edmonton
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i watched a kid dive into a stand up bunker on the back row...upon landing, he lost his hopper, his pack, and a shoe. The ref beside him dropped to his knees and started laughing. to this day we still call him yardsale!
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05-05-2014, 01:00 PM
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#751
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Don't judge
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when Noobs come on the field and sit at the back the whole game and wait to get picked off. lol they do nothing but spray
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05-05-2014, 08:13 PM
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#752
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Tiffin, OH
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My second time playing on a speedball field I was playing on turf. On the break I headed straight to the snake and made a "sweet superman dive" until I didn't slide. I scorpioned and then rolled past the snake to only find myself barrel rolling back to behind the snake again...
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05-05-2014, 11:01 PM
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#753
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Southern Minnesota
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I was playing woods ball this weekend and there were a lot of renters. One person played an entire round and emptied most of the hopper before they realized that they never took the barrel condom of. Paint was literally pouring out of the sleeve and running down the barrel!
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05-06-2014, 12:27 AM
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#754
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Bay Area
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Not a n00b, but my buddy pulled the pin on a paint grenade. Not the Tippman ones but the ones that actually exploded. I forgot what they were called or who made them. Any way, he pulled the pin, said fire in the hole and it blew up as he was holding it. There was orange toilet paper all over him.
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They call me slowpoke for a reason...
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05-06-2014, 12:44 AM
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#755
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Chico CA
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It was my first time playing semi after playing pump for 4 years. I shot a lot of people on my team in the foot...
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"Ladyboys; it's the best of both worlds"
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05-06-2014, 04:49 AM
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#756
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Arctic Wolf
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alaska
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The airsofters make me laugh everytime I see them. I think some of them lie about being in the service. Anyway one dude, had this stereo hooked up to him with his own soundtrack blaring so everyone could hear him. I don't know if this was a game type they played. I did some research and it might be that that particular dude was the juggernaut or something.
On the paintball side of things there was this dude whose rental marker broke down beside me. I gave him my chrome and gloss black ebladed autococker and he was like, BEAST MODE ACTIVATE! The dude then proceeds to take out the rest of the team in the next 20 seconds sprint rushing up to the other players and gunning them down with one or two hits. It was on semi. He could of done the same thing with his rental that broke down, if it was working.
I let someone borrow my mask to some paintball outing and he tells me these stories of being ultra aggressive taking out the entire team more than once. I do customize my gear to be the lightest, fastest, and violent looking. I wonder if part of my soul is etched in my gear or something. The kids keep asking where I bought my marker, bypassing the ego lv1, the dye dm13, or other high end markers. "You can't buy this marker, I built this. None of the aftermarket companies I used to build this marker exist anymore. Your marker is better than mine. It looks cool though doesn't it?"
Last edited by Subterfuge : 05-06-2014 at 05:09 AM.
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