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09-03-2011, 11:15 PM
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420blazeit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Are people really that ****ing dumb? It's a street fight. Kick him in the ****ing balls, put a few to his stomach, and just finish it. Problem solved.
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09-03-2011, 11:18 PM
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Film the fight.
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09-03-2011, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: nor cal
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i second that if its a planed fight someone better film it or fail. must post video too
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09-03-2011, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by WvexeaterW
i second that if its a planed fight someone better film it or fail. must post video too
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If you don't, all ST cred is gone for 6 months.
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09-03-2011, 11:27 PM
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ill film it ill post it tommorow night
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09-03-2011, 11:29 PM
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420blazeit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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When he starts getting in your face, just look him in the eyes and kick straight for the balls, then just start wailing on him as hard as you can. Stand up, put a few to his stomach, MAYBE one more to the dick, and then say, "it's just been revoked."
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09-03-2011, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by beastmode986
ill film it ill post it tommorow night
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09-03-2011, 11:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: SOCMOB
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Can we get a mod to ban him if he doesn't deliver video?
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09-03-2011, 11:39 PM
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Valar Morghulis
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ilium, NY
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Originally Posted by beastmode986
ok so im fighting some kid tommorow that would mess with me but i need some tips on how to take him down hes my height but fatterr im skinny but he hits kinda hard im thinking of kicking his leg in and breaking it and hitting him in the face ideas?
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Do it, so I can laugh when you come back saying "i missed his leg, lost my balance, and he kicked the living **** out of me"
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09-03-2011, 11:43 PM
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Just be confident bro. "Thought shall wage war through deception"
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09-03-2011, 11:45 PM
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wel thank you to the helpful people **** you haters and how would i miss his leg its not that hard to kick someones leg in yes even if i lose
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09-03-2011, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Salinas, CA.
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Originally Posted by General_Patton
Alright there are 3 things you need to know about fighting:
1) Shave your armpits so you can move faster
2) Just throw constant haymakers. These are the fastest punches and your opponent will NOT see them coming.
3) Put bic lighters in both hands. You will be able to hit atleast 4-6 times harder.
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Originally Posted by BoscoTheClown
Too add to this
1a) Also shaving your *** with allow you to be more aerodynamic.
2a) Scream at the top of your lungs "FALCON PAUNCH!!!" before you do this, it will throw him off guard.
3a) If you turn them on with a successful hit he will catch on fire, it worked for me.
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And there you have it.
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09-03-2011, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: la
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fighting has a lot to do with experience. if he has faught more than you you are probably going to get ****ed up. the best fighters in the world have had their ***** kicked more times than you can count.
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09-04-2011, 12:02 AM
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Anustart
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Don't ****ing fight someone you think can beat your ***, the embarrassment won't be worth it. Get a gun and be a man and learn to quit worrying about stupid ****. Gun = Don't ever have to worry about defending yourself.
Fighting is for high school ****s.
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09-04-2011, 12:05 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: la
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in the words of 311 "guns are for pussies"
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09-04-2011, 12:05 AM
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well i think ill scream falcon punch lmfao that could work but id look stupid
he never got into a real fight he got punch buy a kid in my neighborhood and started crying his eyes out (haymaker to the ear) then another kid picked him up threm him down and kiccked him in the teeth
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09-04-2011, 12:09 AM
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#39
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: la
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so why are you fighting him again?
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09-04-2011, 12:13 AM
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rolo tony
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: brown town
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i laughed imagining every one of the descriptive suggestions throughout this page.
good luck, fox.
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09-04-2011, 12:16 AM
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Anustart
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Quote:
Originally Posted by neophyte
in the words of 311 "guns are for pussies"
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In the words of people who win "fights", " I bet you wish you hadn't brought a knife to a gun fight". |
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09-04-2011, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: la
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shooting someone is not winning a fight. the people who buy guns to "protect themselves" when they dont need are the same people in tears in the police station when they are facing life. and they are the same ones taking in the *** the next night in jail.a fat kid who cant fight and started crying the last time he was punched is not threatning your life. he doesnt need a gun. the other kid is not threatning to shoot him.
what I am thinking this thread is actually about is a douchy kid trying to show off to his friends by beating up the fat kid that doesnt mess with anyone and then he comes on the internet cause he is affraid he might loose and his friends will think less of him
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