A Little Squirrely....

undiscoveredtalent · 10-09-2009, 04:35 PM

This one gets me all the time......

Thinking of painting all of their tails different colors so I can tell them apart. have caught a couple chipmunks and like 7 squirrels.

THE COPY PASTA · 10-09-2009, 04:36 PM

tag them

with a rifle

haman · 10-09-2009, 04:39 PM

im calling peta

Arabesque. · 10-09-2009, 04:39 PM

Microwave them.
Dangle the cage over a raging fire.
Construct a bigger cage and stage a battle royale.

Etc.

undiscoveredtalent · 10-09-2009, 04:48 PM

Any ideas on how to sedate them? ~they are insanely jittery. After they calm down the possibilities are endless...

haman · 10-09-2009, 04:51 PM

ketamine should work

IRPancake · 10-09-2009, 04:55 PM

freeze them, then tie string to their bodies.

wait I'm getting something mixed up here

jacksonblue · 10-09-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by IRPancake

freeze them, then tie string to their bodies.

wait I'm getting something mixed up here

No I think you got it.

iPwnF00lz · 10-09-2009, 05:04 PM

You evil evil bastard.

Dk-79 · 10-09-2009, 05:05 PM

Put them in a hampster ball and let them loose in a JC Penny.

undiscoveredtalent · 10-09-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dk-79

Put them in a hampster ball and let them loose in a JC Penny.

Like this idea.

iPwnF00lz · 10-09-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dk-79

Put them in a hampster ball and let them loose in a JC Penny.

Thats brilliant.

xFortune (Banned) · 10-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Let them go.

Hk-4-Life · 10-09-2009, 05:24 PM

paint their tails different colors so you can tell which ones are which.

Jacoba18 · 10-09-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dk-79

Put them in a hampster ball and let them loose in a JC Penny.

Dawt

rudy jones · 10-09-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by undiscoveredtalent

Any ideas on how to sedate them? ~they are insanely jittery. After they calm down the possibilities are endless...

how about you get them a lil hiiiighhh

Dk-79 · 10-09-2009, 05:42 PM

Costco would be another good one.

Make sure it's got enough open spaces in the ball that nobody would pick it up out of fear of being bitten.

Beef*Man · 10-09-2009, 05:59 PM

label them 1,2,and 4

Lyndon (Banned) · 10-09-2009, 06:39 PM

So you get the Lyndon answer here. What you REALLY want to do is catch 16 of them, no more, no less. You are to hold a tournament, a gladiator tournament, equiping them with little weapons and armour. I find that soup cans are good for making armour. When you are down to one survivor, give him a strict diet of losers, progressing from the worst all the way until he is eating the second best. After your champion finishes his ceremonial feast (The contenders MUST be male.) you must catch him a mate. Out of the first litter, take the first born son. Place him, tied up, in the cage with the victor. If the father eats his son than he is worthy of being your slave. If he spares his young, than you must slaughter the entire family, all the while having the father watch, then you must scalp the father squirrel alive. Seeing as you only pick good squirrels, the second situation is not likely to happen. As you dress him in his ceremonial robes, and his wife and children in theirs, march him up and down your sidewalk for exactly 4 hours, from 2:00 p.m. until 6:00 p.m. After the ceremonial activities, he is now your slave and protecter. You are to now take him on a six foot silk leash everywhere you go and he must fend off dogs, cats, squirrels, birds, people, blacks, and turtles. Failure to do so will result in him becoming a fast food meal at Mc Donalds.

redjr1991 · 10-09-2009, 06:42 PM

i say you paint the tails or tag them somehow then you let them go an see if they come back.

Goggles · 10-09-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyndon

So you get the Lyndon answer here. What you REALLY want to do is catch 16 of them, no more, no less. You are to hold a tournament, a gladiator tournament, equiping them with little weapons and armour. I find that soup cans are good for making armour. When you are down to one survivor, give him a strict diet of losers, progressing from the worst all the way until he is eating the second best. After your champion finishes his ceremonial feast (The contenders MUST be male.) you must catch him a mate. Out of the first litter, take the first born son. Place him, tied up, in the cage with the victor. If the father eats his son than he is worthy of being your slave. If he spares his young, than you must slaughter the entire family, all the while having the father watch, then you must scalp the father squirrel alive. Seeing as you only pick good squirrels, the second situation is not likely to happen. As you dress him in his ceremonial robes, and his wife and children in theirs, march him up and down your sidewalk for exactly 4 hours, from 2:00 p.m. until 6:00 p.m. After the ceremonial activities, he is now your slave and protecter. You are to now take him on a six foot silk leash everywhere you go and he must fend off dogs, cats, squirrels, birds, people, blacks, and turtles. Failure to do so will result in him becoming a fast food meal at Mc Donalds.

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