[scumquat1]

AC/DC wasn't joking around and apparently neither is the Catholic Church.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.

The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.

And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the rosary along the way. The rosary was particularly well-suited to recitation by all in the car, it said, since its "rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver's attention."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/...ican_road_rage

It's nice to see that with all of the bad things currently going on in the world, the Catholic Church is focused on the truly important means by which Satan might influence our everyday lives. Long live the Pope!

[Gold_Eagle (Banned)]

They can tell their little Catholic puppets whatever they want. At least we can laugh at it

[girl from the gym]

Originally Posted by Gold_Eagle

They can tell their little Catholic puppets whatever they want. At least we can laugh at it

First thought that came to mind

[theycallmenacho]

This sounds like a stretch to me...

[warbeak2099]

Well I for one wish some people would listen to the not being rude part. I'm sick and tired of suburban soccer moms that think they can cut in front of me at a 4-way stop and then give me a dirty look. I swear I wish my car fired emp shockwaves...

[Gold_Eagle (Banned)]

Originally Posted by warbeak2099

Well I for one wish some people would listen to the not being rude part. I'm sick and tired of suburban soccer moms that think they can cut in front of me at a 4-way stop and then give me a dirty look. I swear I wish my car fired emp shockwaves...

That's what bass is for, my friend.

[fatboywoods]

Originally Posted by Gold_Eagle

That's what bass is for, my friend.

Lol

Originally Posted by scumquat1

AC/DC wasn't joking around and apparently neither is the Catholic Church.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.

The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.

And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the rosary along the way. The rosary was particularly well-suited to recitation by all in the car, it said, since its "rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver's attention."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/...ican_road_rage

It's nice to see that with all of the bad things currently going on in the world, the Catholic Church is focused on the truly important means by which Satan might influence our everyday lives. Long live the Pope!

Interesting... I guess.

By the way, I like the CS Lewis quote in your sig. Thrice (a band) quotes Lewis a lot in their songs... "We laugh at honor and are shocked when we find knives in our backs. We follow those who cheat and steal..."

[Overbear]

Originally Posted by Gold_Eagle

That's what throwing a D cell battery thru their front windshield is for, my friend.

Corrected for truth.

[Gold_Eagle (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Overbear

I want to go to jail

Corrected for truth

[The Ghetto Wizard]

you're on the highway at this time of day? that's rediculous, the traffic will be gridlock, you'll want to take the b-line past trenton and take the new jersey turnpike the rest of the way.

[warbeak2099]

Originally Posted by Gold_Eagle

That's what bass is for, my friend.

Lol


Quote:
Originally Posted by Gold_Eagle View Post
That's what throwing a D cell battery thru their front windshield is for, my friend.
Corrected for truth.

Lol

Good suggestions. Although I think I will save the latter for a really desperate situation.

[FuzzyFish]

Meh, i don't do any of that violent or malicious road rage stuff. when people drive badly or dangerously, I just yell loud enough so anyone within 2 miles can hear, "F*** YOU YOU STUPID MOTHERF****er!" I don't feel like going to jail, so yelling as loud as I can is good enough for me, because it still pisses them off.

[Overbear]

Originally Posted by FuzzyFish

Meh, i don't do any of that violent or malicious road rage stuff. when people drive badly or dangerously, I just yell loud enough so anyone within 2 miles can hear, "F*** YOU YOU STUPID MOTHERF****er!" I don't feel like going to jail, so yelling as loud as I can is good enough for me, because it still pisses them off.

I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.

[FuzzyFish]

I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.

see thats a nice approach, because its not such a strain on your vocal cords, but then again, some people are so ditsy and out of it (while going 70-80 mph) that they often don't look for your one fingered salute.

[Overbear]

Originally Posted by FuzzyFish

see thats a nice approach, because its not such a strain on your vocal cords, but then again, some people are so ditsy and out of it (while going 70-80 mph) that they often don't look for your one fingered salute.

1)accelrate
2)come up along side of them
3)honk once lightly
4)flip suprised person the bird
5)smile as you do
6)drive on

[warbeak2099]

Oh you know what we need. We need like a voice-activated scrolling marquee on our bumpers so that we can blow past some jackhole and tell them that they are a friggin idiot and need to get off the road.

[Overbear]

Originally Posted by warbeak2099

Oh you know what we need. We need like a voice-activated scrolling marquee on our bumpers so that we can blow past some jackhole and tell them that they are a friggin idiot and need to get off the road.

they have keyboard driven ones at pep boys

[jewheath16]

Originally Posted by Overbear

I make sure to tell every idiot on the road what I think of them, you know, the ol' one finger salute.

I always end up rolling down my window and saying ever word I know. And I know a lot

[Cruiseman]

Im catholic and I found this kind of funney to be honest because the 10 commandments came from God not the vatican.

And Gold eagle learn to show respect

[warbeak2099]

Originally Posted by Overbear

they have keyboard driven ones at pep boys

Oh great now I've got something else that I want to waste money on. Damnit OB!

Originally Posted by Cruiseman

And Gold eagle learn to show respect

Gee, in another thread you command people to "Go into a church and sit down and pray." That's certainly not respectful of other people's beliefs. You even charged Topazbullet with having no religion when it is very clear that he is a spiritual individual and does believe in Taoism. So, Cruiseman... you learn to show respect.

[Gold_Eagle (Banned)]

Originally Posted by Cruiseman

And Gold eagle learn to show respect

I'm sorry your religion changes the rules every couple months. But it's just so easy to give my opinion in an online forum, you know...like I have free speech or some crazy idea like that.

Originally Posted by warbeak2099

Gee, in another thread you command people to "Go into a church and sit down and pray." That's certainly not respectful of other people's beliefs. You even charged Topazbullet with having no religion when it is very clear that he is a spiritual individual and does believe in Taoism. So, Cruiseman... you learn to show respect.

Thank you, and touche.