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"A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. Uh, I'll call BS. You ever seen Deadliest Catch? I don't know many accountants that get plunged into 40 degree water and end up with all their friends drowned. And you can always make any scenario worse by adding 'and then a roller coaster cut my head off'. Just saying".
-Daniel Tosh
If you can't beat 'em, might as well eat 'em, cause no one's getting out alive!
just go hang out at your local speedball field and network. find out who is on teams, and just by playing with guys and showing your skill is a great way to avoid tryouts--you do not want to try out if at all possible.