Note: This is only a joke & not intended to offend anyone.
Ok, how many Tippmann gun owners does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they claim they can do it as fast as an Angel owner for 1/10th the price. - chip (cp)
How many Spyder and Piranha owners?
None, they are too busy arguing over who makes the better light bulb.
How many Cocker players?
None, they are too busy upgrading it.
How many Nova owners?
None, they prefer looking at their guns in the dark. - jester1182 (cp)
How many Shocker/Impulse owners?
None, they're STILL waiting for SP to send them a new light bulb. - FriedToad (cp)
How many Angel players?
What light bulb? It was shattered 2 seconds into the game under a hail of paint.
None, a certified WDP tech would have to do it so as not to void the bulb's warranty. - Jedi (cp)
How many pump gun players?
None, they still use candles. - brink (pbnation)
How many Brass Eagle markers' players?
One, but it doesn't matter cause it won't work. - jester1182 (cp)
How many women paintball players?
None, the light bulb’s color doesn’t match their uniforms & they don’t want to EVER see it again.
How many professional paintball players?
Ten, but only if the light bulb company is a sponsor.
How many scenario players?
300. If they can find it, that is. The bulb’s wearing a ghillie suit.
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