[They Call Me Rain]

Originally Posted by Team_ILLNatured

errybody hates on Mr. H, and his followers, but He's doin great things with bringing paintball mainstream. i was riding my bike thru the National Mall in DC wearin my HK Army Tshirt, and this hot broad started flashing me the HHHHHHHHH symbol. it was pretty sweet

Wow. Which shirt?
A squad I'm playing on has HHHH all over there shirts
I'm not a super *** and don't ride Mr. H's dick so I'm meh on buying one, but they look cool.
I'm not a super *** so I can wear one and feel normal lol.

Originally Posted by prpntblr95

I play in a tank top and shorts out here.

It's all about being nude

[prpntblr95]

Originally Posted by They Call Me Rain

I'm not a super *** so I can wear one and feel normal lol.

It's all about being nude

Honestly I would if there wasn't kids there.

The kid has been pretty rude and impatient lately so I said **** it and I'll let him finish the cable management.

[Team_ILLNatured]

Originally Posted by They Call Me Rain

Wow. Which shirt?
A squad I'm playing on has HHHH all over there shirts
I'm not a super *** and don't ride Mr. H's dick so I'm meh on buying one, but they look cool.
I'm not a super *** so I can wear one and feel normal lol.

It was a Yellow "all over" shirt

And she was pretty hott too

[They Call Me Rain]

Originally Posted by Team_ILLNatured

It was a Yellow "all over" shirt

And she was pretty hott too

I may get a shirt or two just because
The squad I was thinking about joining has been all like "derp we don't even play D5 but we're awesome and you're a ******." so I'm making my own custom ****ing long sleeve shirts and writing my team name on it just to mow their faces

But really
dicks

[Team_ILLNatured]

I've seen a lot of group douchery go on in the past 20 years. 99% of them have left the sport.

[They Call Me Rain]

Originally Posted by Team_ILLNatured

I've seen a lot of group douchery go on in the past 20 years. 99% of them have left the sport.

The reason I don't want skinny jeans is because mah nuts don't fit

[prpntblr95]

Don't west Krew jeans then

[Team_ILLNatured]

anybody else ever bang a midget?

[prpntblr95]

Nope

[Team_ILLNatured]

its pretty cool, but slightly awkward...

[prpntblr95]

Details!

[YeloSno]

I would if she's right.

I'm trying to bang this one chick who's hella short, but properly proportional.

A better example is a "littler girl", but she's about my age.

[ikilledkenny]

Im still flying solo! Haha. My "group" of friends are all partnered up...but me haha. Idk if that's a bad sign or what.

[therron258]

i like this thread, may i come in?

oh ya...kenny....im not partnered up anymore either lol...lady left me...with a wedding date set and all. wtf right?

[ikilledkenny]

therron! of course you can come in!

atleast she left you before the wedding, instead of paying for all that, then the divorce

[Team_ILLNatured]

Originally Posted by therron258

i like this thread, may i come in?

oh ya...kenny....im not partnered up anymore either lol...lady left me...with a wedding date set and all. wtf right?

I had a Twat of an ex that did that. While I was deployed no less. But i am thankful for it now, because I would be in Attica or Sing Sing because i woulda murdered that ***** in a way I can only describe as Deeply Pornographic.

Im not sure if this broad (Not my ex, but the "Midget")actually qualified as a Midget, because she didnt actualy LOOK like a midget, but she was EXTREMELY short...like 4'2, maybe a little bit less. But she could suck the bedsheets through your butthole, if u know what i mean

Kenny...thers no need to date, or to "Partner" Go Harpooning, and have a different one each night....dont be a sucker like me

[glaman5266]

Originally Posted by YeloSno

I'm trying to bang this one chick who's hella short, but properly proportional.

Nice. Won't have to buy her kneepads.

My wife is short. 5'0" and I'm 6'5". Definitely look like the odd couple, but we've known each other for almost 20 years now.

Originally Posted by ikilledkenny

Im still flying solo! Haha. My "group" of friends are all partnered up...but me haha. Idk if that's a bad sign or what.

Nah man, Wait it out. Now's your chance to watch and learn from potential bad experiences. Not that they will have any, but looking from a 3rd party perspective can sometimes be a good thing.

Originally Posted by Team_ILLNatured

Im not sure if this broad (Not my ex, but the "Midget")actually qualified as a Midget, because she didnt actualy LOOK like a midget, but she was EXTREMELY short...like 4'2, maybe a little bit less. But she could suck the bedsheets through your butthole, if u know what i mean

Go Harpooning

Ahahahaha! Nice.

I second this.

[prpntblr95]

Originally Posted by therron258

i like this thread, may i come in?

oh ya...kenny....im not partnered up anymore either lol...lady left me...with a wedding date set and all. wtf right?

I'm single too, as of last night

[Beasty]

Still with my girl.


Going over to her house sunday for the first time since we live so far apart. Sexy tiem will ensue.

I shall bring back stories

[ikilledkenny]

Derrick, the 3rd party this has it's plus's.. In great friends with all their girlfriends, so I am he "mediator" of any of their issues since I see it from both sides.

[Team_ILLNatured]

Originally Posted by ikilledkenny

Derrick, the 3rd party this has it's plus's.. In great friends with all their girlfriends, so I am he "mediator" of any of their issues since I see it from both sides.

and first option to nail them if/when things go south?