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08-17-2005, 02:12 PM
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My girlfriends sister watched me jack off
I normally dont get the house to myself in the morning. Usually I'm outta there by 8:30 to head for work, but today I happen to be working the closing shift. My girlfriend was working early so it gave me a chance to hang out for a couple of hours and play CivIII and drink coffee before finally heading out.
After successfully conquering the Russians (They had it coming anyways) I decided to save my game and see what Mark (book-mark) has been up to. I'm browsing my usual updates (kiddie, beast, prego, you know, the normal stuff) and just as I finish up I hear the side gate swing open. In a mad rush to conceal my depravity, I alt+F4'd like I've never alt+F4'd in my life, conceal my naughty bits, and like the super smooth ninja I am, continue to sit there starting at my desktop holding my junk. I look over towards the gate to see my girlfriend’s sister walk in.
In an "Oh ****, this sucks, you totally caught me fapping off to internet porn" voice, I manage to eek out a "Heeey Ash". The sister is a cool broad. We've been super friends for as long as we've known each other. I'm fairly certain she saw what I was up to. I think I was able to reel my happy part back into hiding before she saw that (a task in itself considering I'm easily 9''.... seriously, I'm not lying), so thats cool I guess.
After a few awkward seconds that seemed like 15 minutes, the sister walked into the laundry room and started loading up her wash. I was able to make a mad dash out of the room and into the bathroom to take a shower and attempt to wash away my shame.
I doubt she'll narc me out to my girlfriend but still, friggin AWESOME morning. Oh yeah, and one of my fish died this morning.
So I guess post about the times you got caught doing stuff you wish you hadn't. Or just feel free vote 1 and flame away.
Last edited by theCOMEBACK : 08-17-2005 at 08:59 PM.
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08-17-2005, 02:15 PM
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OU? ONO!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Long Island
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silly, if she was staring at you, your response should have been...
"Don't just stand there, come help!"
but it isn't, only because we are in OSST, and thats an immature thing to do
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08-17-2005, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 954
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they should change your date to 3000 so you can never post in osst
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08-17-2005, 02:21 PM
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Oh you're just mad that the thread really isn't about my gfs sister watching me beat off. You make me sick!
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08-17-2005, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Strange_lover
they should change your date to 3000 so you can never post in osst
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Lol...
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08-17-2005, 02:23 PM
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Warning: Choking Hazard
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The High Seas
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The story lost all credibility when you said you had a 9 inch willy.
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08-17-2005, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: kentucky
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sort of funny until you started flattering yourself. that's really annoying.
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08-17-2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by rigby
sort of funny until you started flattering yourself. that's really annoying.
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Your sarcasometer must be acting up again.
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08-17-2005, 02:28 PM
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LouisianaStateUniversity
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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Lol...half that sounds made up...but still made me laugh.
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08-17-2005, 02:28 PM
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Maybe she'll tell your girlfriend, and she'll give your deprived *** some love.
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08-17-2005, 02:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theCOMEBACK
(kiddie, beast, prego, you know, the normal stuff)
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No beast?
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08-17-2005, 02:31 PM
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ZERO TOLERANCE
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: alabama
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So it had to happen, ST has made its way into here. How sad.
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08-17-2005, 02:33 PM
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Salvation Lies Within
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: DC
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Despite the fact that the story was fairly retarded, I still give you credit for composing a well-written and vaguely amusing paragraph or two. Keep in mind that the majority of ST (and, unfortunately, OSST) wouldn't be able to form a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.
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08-17-2005, 02:37 PM
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ZERO TOLERANCE
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: alabama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeNukem
Despite the fact that the story was fairly retarded, I still give you credit for composing a well-written and vaguely amusing paragraph or two. Keep in mind that the majority of ST (and, unfortunately, OSST) wouldn't be able to form a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.
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Indeed sir you are correct.
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08-17-2005, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In a house?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dread Pirate
The story lost all credibility when you said you had a 9 inch willy.
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Well.... technically half of the penis is inside your body, so I guess 4.5" sticking out doesn't sound so out of controll... .
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08-17-2005, 02:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeNukem
Despite the fact that the story was fairly retarded, I still give you credit for composing a well-written and vaguely amusing paragraph or two. Keep in mind that the majority of ST (and, unfortunately, OSST) wouldn't be able to form a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.
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Well thank you then... I think?
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08-17-2005, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: kentucky
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Originally Posted by theCOMEBACK
Your sarcasometer must be acting up again.
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I hate it when people call things sarcasm but they're really not. Something can be a joke and not be sarcasm. Same goes for irony.
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08-17-2005, 03:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dread Pirate
The story lost all credibility when you said you had a 9 inch willy.
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qft
And I agree w/ Arthur, your date should be changed to 3000
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08-17-2005, 03:03 PM
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Evolutiondesperatelyneded
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: VT
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What the hell is prego.
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08-17-2005, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rigby
I hate it when people call things sarcasm but they're really not. Something can be a joke and not be sarcasm. Same goes for irony.
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:tear:
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08-17-2005, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Big P
So it had to happen, ST has made its way into here. How sad.
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I really don't see the difference between OSST and ST. They're the same thing except the people in OSST think they're better. Registration date means ****.
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