Lately I have been in the mood to test out some S&M style **** with the ladies and I found a ***** willing to do it tonight at a local bar. So we get back to my place and she blindfolds me and **** which was cool. Then she handcuffs my hands and feet to the bed. She stands up on the bed and kicks me as hard as she can in the ****ing nards. I instantly vomit all over myself in such pain. I tell her to unhandcuff me and get the **** out.
My question is, HOW THE **** DO I PUT THE BEANS BACK IN THE BAG???
Cliffs: Chick kicks me in nuts. I puke. Nuts are lodged somewhere up beside my doodle.
I have never laughed so hard at something in my life
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Originally posted by NEp8ntballer makes me wanna call shens
call it all you want, it isn't my story and I have no idea if in fact it really happend. I just saw it on OT and had to bring it herer cause it was that damn funny. I laugh everytime I read it though
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"Why do fat girls give the best head?
Because they're hungry!"
Originally posted by SPECK I dont understand how all of the "nuts in ur stomach" work.
at one time the balls resided inside of your body....then after birth they drop through some tube to your nutsack...if kicked hard enough they can get sent back where they came from....or in Tiny's case getting shocked by a tazer caused them to go back where they came from.....
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