First kiss dont really remember, young though.
First triple kiss was my 18th birthday
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Im a crazy *** star like a ****in asterick,
You *****s cant see me, im on my casper ****,
Runnin so much game, i **** around and lap a *****,
The club like a grocery, i juss bag a *****,
And you know im gonna score like Deion after picks
Well i was 7 years old and the pastor at my church was real excited for me because I was becoming a "stunning young man" as he always put it. He always told my parents I was the best at helping him around the church. One afternoon we were mixing up some holy water for the next Sundays baptismal ceremony and he told me to take my clothes off so i could bathe in the water. I stripped down to natural form and got in. Next thing i know he's naked and sitting next to me, then he kissed me and we sodomized in the holy waters...wait. wut?
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First real kiss 16 to this girl that I then dated for 8 months; I broke up with that crazy ***** 15 minutes before Valentines Day.
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Originally Posted by komodo_117
You gotta treat her right to get what you want in return all night. Think of her like a bank. And, no, I dont mean get her drunk and attempt to rob the ****ing bank.
Originally Posted by incob123
that doesn't make sense you ****ing inbred, you're either smoking hot or you are not smoking hot.
that's like saying your pet is kind-of a dog.
I was 8, sister of a kid I played hockey with. We used to make out all over the place, I was such a little pimp
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""its a maxima...my car is a special edition v6 twin cam 3.5 liter...we clocked the thing in stock 1/4mile in 12 seconds without anything. the place we dragged it was on a road my friend KNEW to be a quarter mile. the specs were 235 horsepower dont ****ing tell me to get off drugs
edit: timed it with a stop watch 12.35 seconds""
"Originally posted by porky pig: Do it because **** those guys."
Well here's mine. When I was six, I was a really wild kid. So my parents signed me up for karate in hopes of keeping me occupied and calm. Well one day after sparring with my sensei, he told me to stay after practice. When all the other kids left, he explained to me a secret exercise that ninjas execute when they are in tough situations. I took my bottoms off and he peed on my forehead. He also showed me the "grown people hug". He kissed me on the lips. That was my first ever kiss.
Well here's mine. When I was six, I was a really wild kid. So my parents signed me up for karate in hopes of keeping me occupied and calm. Well one day after sparring with my sensei, he told me to stay after practice. When all the other kids left, he explained to me a secret exercise that ninjas execute when they are in tough situations. I took my bottoms off and he peed on my forehead. He also showed me the "grown people hug". He kissed me on the lips. That was my first ever kiss.
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Don't know, I got kissed many times as a kid. I was the ****ing cute kid and *****es wanted a piece of my lips, even the older ones. **** I bet that if I had a pedo teacher I would of been raped.
