I have to drink a gallon of this colyte mixture because I have to get a colonoscaphy tomorrow, It's like a super laxative and it tastes like sweat, snot, and a hint of water. I had to run to the bathroom 3 times already typing this.
It's supposed to clean my colon out and it's really lame.
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I can't water it down any more. It came as a powder in a one gallon jug. I had to add water to make a gallon and have to drink it that way. I also can't eat all day or all day tomorrow until after I wake up from getting a camera up my ***.
Take shots/small glasses of it at a time. Although it's a little bit at a time you won't get that much of the taste and by the time you do taste it it'll be gone. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
Take shots/small glasses of it at a time. Although it's a little bit at a time you won't get that much of the taste and by the time you do taste it it'll be gone. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
Trust him, he's a scientist.
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lol. I'm already a little past 1/2 way and I bet I've been on the toilet close to 10 times. I'm just drinking 8oz glasses and plugging my nose. That still don't make the taste go away.
I remember when i got my appendix removed last year they made me drink like half a gallon of this clear, fizzy, unearthly crap. I just guzzled as much as i could stand in one go, then did 8oz at a time till it was almost gone, then chugged the rest.... It was awful. I can still taste it....
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"...Are you absolutely sure you never saw any of these official documents before?"
"I would have signed them if I had."
"With whose name?" asked the second C.I.D. man cunningly. "Your's or Washington Irving's?"
"With my own name," Major Major told him. "I don't even know Washington Irving's name."
The second C.I.D. man broke into a smile.
"Major, I'm glad you're in the clear..." - Catch-22
