As I am typing this thread my house is fillining up with smoke
Yeah so basically I turned on my oven to 425f and went to lay down and watch HGTV. Then I got up and noticed my roof was filled with smoke because some leftover grease was burning and I didn't notice cause I was laying down. But I still decided I should make my frozen pizza so now I have to wait twelve minutes for my pizza to cook before I can get the smoke out of my house and now it's made its way into the room im typing this from.
SO does anyone know how long it takes to die from smoke inhalation?
bull**** your smoke alarm would have gone off by now and the FD would be on their way
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Originally Posted by komodo_117
You gotta treat her right to get what you want in return all night. Think of her like a bank. And, no, I dont mean get her drunk and attempt to rob the ****ing bank.
Originally Posted by incob123
that doesn't make sense you ****ing inbred, you're either smoking hot or you are not smoking hot.
that's like saying your pet is kind-of a dog.
smoke detectors dont alert the fire department *******
mother****er they do at my house, if you have a security system then they will.
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Originally Posted by komodo_117
You gotta treat her right to get what you want in return all night. Think of her like a bank. And, no, I dont mean get her drunk and attempt to rob the ****ing bank.
Originally Posted by incob123
that doesn't make sense you ****ing inbred, you're either smoking hot or you are not smoking hot.
that's like saying your pet is kind-of a dog.
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