"Originally posted by incobWTF: quick would tell you to invest in Hawaiian shirts."
R.I.P ST SUBFORUMS NEVER FORGET SHARK INJECTOR Last edited by chicken impossible : **** that **** I don't edit I'm not a ****ing *****
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"I would have signed them if I had."
"With whose name?" asked the second C.I.D. man cunningly. "Your's or Washington Irving's?"
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The second C.I.D. man broke into a smile.
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****ing wasps, my god it takes forever to kill one.
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Originally Posted by komodo_117
You gotta treat her right to get what you want in return all night. Think of her like a bank. And, no, I dont mean get her drunk and attempt to rob the ****ing bank.
Originally Posted by incob123
that doesn't make sense you ****ing inbred, you're either smoking hot or you are not smoking hot.
that's like saying your pet is kind-of a dog.
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Church - "You know, if we kill some of them, we could all fit in that warthog..
Caboose - Yes! And if we kill enough of us, we could fit on a motorcycle!" - RVB
