Funny Paintball Stories
Got a funny paintball story about the funny things a noob said? Share it here! I'll get it started with some of my favorite things a noob said to me:
N=Noob
M=Me
#1 I walk on the field about to play a senario game in the woods. As usual, im all decked out with a hot woodsball gun, vest, eclipse pants, and all the other accessories. Then, out of no where, a noob walks up to me,...
N-"dude, what kind of gun is that??(points to my Blackcell Longbow sniper rifle)"
M-"its called a longbow,...."
N-"so is that like a sniper?!?"
M-"you could say that"
N-"YO! i got a sniper too!!(a spyder victor with a plastic toy red dot super-glued to the top of it)"
M-"...........................nice."
#2 I am playing a regular paintball game on an urban city field. My gun is a Tiberius 8 pistol. I join up with some guys to play a few games when 2 noobs with a tippmann 98 and a spyder electra walk up to us, asking us to play. As soon as we take our sides, we notice that it was three of us agains two of them. So i say to the ref, "ref, is 3 vs 2". The ref replied, " Oh yeah, well they didnt think it was fair because you only have a pistol". I laughed and the reff started the game. My two teamates get eliminated(idk how) and i was left alone. As i edge the 50 of the field i see the two noobs huttled behind a pallet. I take one shot, and it smacks one in the goggle. The noob looks around and said, "what the ****?". The other noob said frightened, "dude, where is he!?". I take another shot and hits him right in the chest. As the ref calls game over, I walk out from my hidden position. The two noobs just put there heads down and i just say, "good game guys!" rofl
N=noob
M=me
#3 After a day of paintball, i walk up to the vending machine to grab an ice cold Monster. Soon, 4 noobs waited behind me.
N-"wow, what gun is that(reffering to my '09 Octane NXT Shocker I held in my hand)"
M-"Its an Octane Shocker NXT"
N-"Does it shoot fast?"
M-"Well, if you tune it right, set your dwell to 12milliseconds, adjust your recharge, set the velocity to 280fps, and match the paint bore to my freak barrel system, it shoots like a ****in' dream!"
N-".........K" I LOLed
N=noob
N2=noob#2
M=me
FS=friends
#4 Me and my friends walk onto the xball field. The ref makes the teams and is about to start the game. Meanwhile, 3 noobs with rentals on our team start to talk to us.
N-"Hey are you guys any good?(we are standing there with thousand dollar guns and full tourny gear) Cause this is our first time, we dont wanna get killed."
M-"Umm,..."
FS-"No, this is our first time too."
N-"Oh crap! we're skrewed!"
N2-"Does it hurt?!" LMFAO
Funny noob quotes:
" darn, im all out of bullets!"
"SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!!!!"
"is that a paintball shotgun?"
"DUDE, I just sniped this guy in the head"
"yo, lemme see your gun, i wanna dual wield like in Halo3..."
"Hey, dont scratch that barrel, that barrel was like $30!!"
"why spend $75 on a case of paint? Dude, just go to walmart and you can get a case for $25"
"Oh crud, where facing THEM?!?"
"I just shot like 3 kids with my rifle!"
"Whats a deadbox??"
"They're behind that big thing!"
So share all your stories, we all want to hear them!!
And for any noobs who are offended by this, dont be. you make us laugh and we love you!!!
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