How i made going to see Twilight a good experience(no drugs.)
After the ******* movie was over(i saw it for free because my friends little sister and her little ******* friends bought our tickets to take them) my friend an myself went to the other rooms who were still playing it.
When the 2 main characters were about to kiss i proceded to yell "STICK YO BEEF IN HER TACOOO!"
this made some people laugh in the theatre but most say "**** YOU" etc.
The last of my attempts to ruin the ******* sparkly vampire movie was to go in a room Right before the main vampire guy propses to the dumb emo **** thats in love with him.
Right after he says "i have one condition"(after this he says "will you marry me") i proceded to say "HE"S GONNA ASK YOU TO MARRY HIM BIIIITCH"
immediately after i ended my sentence he proceded to pop the question.
people began to yell and one person threw a bucket of popcorn as me and my friend proceded to run out.
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
meh it was free.
i had just got off work at 10:00 and had nothing else to do.
i actually went with an open mind because the commercials made it look kinda sweet.
after watching 20 minutes of it i HATED being in that theatre.
after EVER ****ing line(no ****..every single line that edward said) every ****ing girl in that theatre either giggled loud as **** or screamed 'i love you edward' and **** like that.
i also had some fatass mom sitting 3 seats from me yelling at me for the first 5 minutes of the film because she took me saying "hi my names blake and im going to sit by you ok?" to this fatass little girl as me hitting on her.
1. she was fat and disgusting
2. she was 12(literally..her mom told me this when she was yelling at me in front of everyone for hitting on her fatass twelve year old daughter"
i didnt go with the intention of doing anything mean but after all the pent up aggression i got from watching that piece of **** bottled up i had to release it.
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
