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Old 11-19-2009, 04:29 PM
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Friends girlfriend has the IQ of a wet carrot.
She texts me 24/7 thinking we're friends when i tell her to **** off and to not text me on the daily.

This is the conversation we just had to give you an idea..

her: are teachers allowed to take your ipod away?
me: obviously
her: and say its theirs?
me: youre an idiot.
her: ik and i got adetention too. but for telling this kid if he touched me again i'd flip out on him and fight him
me: if you text me again im going to key your car
her: lawl your so funny.
her (about 10 minutes later): will i ever get my ipod back?
me: after your detention..
her: no my detention is not for the ipod.
me: im keying the **** out of your car tommorow morning

EDIT: PICS



EDIT2:
As requested by Disarmer -

me: ayo when can my boy hotkarl tap dat ***?
her: Never.
me: come on dont be like that. why not?
her: because im in love with my boyfriend
me: **** me anyways
her: you're so perverted
me: you love it tho
her: leave me alone
me: i will gladly leave you alone, talk to you tommorow hombre.
her: whats a hombre?
me: hotkarl is mexican. hombre is spanish for blowjob
her: how high are you?
me: no certain level why do you ask?
her: you talk so sexual when your ****ed
me: theres meatballs in my spagetti how do i remove them?
her: uhhmm eat them?
me: eat them with what
her: your mouth..
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:30 PM
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cool story champ

ask her to makeout
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:39 PM
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Does the increased h20 content of said carrot increase or decrease its intelligence?
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:39 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:40 PM
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Does the increased h20 content of said carrot increase or decrease its intelligence?

decrease.

ninja'd: greatly.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:41 PM
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cool story champ

ask her to makeout
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She probably likes you.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:41 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:42 PM
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is this a thread without pics of said friends GF?

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Old 11-19-2009, 04:44 PM
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fine..gimme 5
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:55 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:56 PM
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Looks annoying, better pics please?

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Old 11-19-2009, 04:57 PM
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Now you gotta key her car or everyone's gonna think your a *****.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:58 PM
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shes skinny as a twig, no *** no tits.

the only pics i have are facebook pics and theres no full body pictures
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:58 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:59 PM
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Yeah, I'd key her car.


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Old 11-19-2009, 05:00 PM
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:01 PM
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If she's still texting you after you tell her stuff like that, go tap that. She obviously wants it
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:01 PM
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Yeah, I'd key her car.


DO IT FGT.
nou.

if she annoys me more i will but i never have the balls to do anything unless i get severly pissed off
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"Originally posted by Paintballer5000: Trixta, I Love you, may I have your babies?"
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:01 PM
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obviously stick wet carrot where you need to...
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:02 PM
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She definitely didn't type out lawls in a text.

Cool shenanigans bro.
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:03 PM
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If she's still texting you after you tell her stuff like that, go tap that. She obviously wants it
did you read the thread title?

Friends girlfriend has the IQ of a wet carrot.

???
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