holy jesus, this proves it: women shouldn't be allowed to drive...
So I was driving into work this morning and I'm coming down this road, little road that goes from neighborhood to a main road...
The speed limit is 30MPH.
I'm on the road then this dumb woman in a fugly *** minivan pulls out infront of me going 10-15mph, so naturally I'm on her tail a little bit, come on you're going 1/2 the speed limit in the morning rush- what do you expect?
I'm not that close though, she tries to break check me- and because I'm not really that close I'm just like "lolwtfrudoin?" then at the stop sign 2 seconds down the road, this dumb domesticated housewife FLINGS her door open and charges at my car. Mind you I'm a morning person, so I've got my Public Radio program on listening to some guy talk about the new health care bill, (I'm ready to **** with some people) and this woman SCREAMS, literally it was LOUD inside of my car with the heater and radio on... "ROLL DOWN YOUR ****ING WINDOW"
I give her a look like, "come on lady... get back in your car" and she bangs on my window, so I'm just like w/e... and crack my window a little bit, (mind you it's 21* F out)
She SCREAMS "ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?"
I calmly reply "No, mam" (I'm in college and I live off campus)
Then again she screams "I'M ****ING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU SPEEDING DOWN THIS ROAD, I HAVE A THIRTEEN MONTH OLD IN MY CAR. THE SPEED LIMIT IS 25 MILES PER HOUR" (she was going probably 10-15)
I look at her trying not to laugh and say "Mam, the speed limit on this road is 30 miles per hour" and point to the sign not ten feet from her car verifying the fact.
At this point her face looks like she's going to explode...
Then I say "well if you have a young child in your car, it probably wasn't too safe to try to break check me, was it? I hope he was properly restrained"
Then she slams her hand into my window and then storms back to her car, then I followed her and tailgated her for another 20 minutes just to piss her off.
tl;dr- women need to stay in the kitchen.
Last edited by rimsbigasasomoan : 11-19-2009 at 07:46 AM.
Brah this was probaly the most radical thing I have read in the past year.
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have a romantic night out, make it all perfect. and then at some point be like, "i really think this relationship is going places" be all smiley and crap...and then hit her with "and thats why i want out...now."
Originally Posted by ShinySombrero
so, between you and your friend you managed to **** into 2 toilets?impressive
But seriously, as a motorcyclist you learn to look out for certain drivers demographics...women being one of them. Also high school kids and the like.
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"Originally posted by drunkkoala: does that make sense to you? u ****ing idiot."
I would have probably looked around me, check for the fuzz, then go into the lane in the opp. direction and pass her going atleast 2x the speed limit so she understands that holy **** she was driving slow. It's kinda like a big **** you
wow what a *****, i hate it when women use their children in every argument thinking their kid is the Dali Lama or something. Just because you ****ed some guy without a condom and got your ***** *** pregnant does not make u queen of the world and we all must aid to your every comfort!!! dumb soccer mom!
wow what a *****, i hate it when women use their children in every argument thinking their kid is the Dali Lama or something. Just because you ****ed some guy without a condom and got your ***** *** pregnant does not make u queen of the world and we all must aid to your every comfort!!! dumb soccer mom!
How the hell did you keep your cool? I would've snapped on that *****, bull**** she has a kid in the car or else she wouldnt have brake checked you or left the baby in the car while its running to talk to you.
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I ****ing hate half the retards on the road I drive going 20 in the 30.. Although I am a speeder so I hate the people going 30...
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How the hell did you keep your cool? I would've snapped on that *****, bull**** she has a kid in the car or else she wouldnt have brake checked you or left the baby in the car while its running to talk to you.
Where is the clip of the woman trying unsuccessfully to park her car and a man who was behind her in his car waiting finally gets out, pulls her out of the car, parks it for her and then gets in his car and goes on his way?
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"Originally posted by drunkkoala: does that make sense to you? u ****ing idiot."
