My neighbor is deaf, I guess it takes an awkard moment to find this out.
She's outside on her driveway washing her car. I pull up to my house, get out of my car, then look at her and say "Hi, how are you?". We made eye contact when I said it, I guess my lip motion didn't indicate that I was actually saying something.
She looks away like I don't even exist. I think to myself who the **** is this *****, she's been my neighbor for a couple of months and can't even reply back to a greeting. At the time this was what I was thinking.
So she proceeds to clean her car nonchalantly like nothing happened. I walk closer to her and say "Wow, you can't even respond to my greeting?" She's not facing me and doesn't know I'm actually addressing her. She turns her head and see's me in her peripherals. She looks at me with a smile and begins to talk like a retarded person, I don't know wtf is going on here, so she starts making sign language.
I now realize she's deaf. I let out a big "ohh", then I ask her how she is doing, I know I'm stupid. I just left after that because we didn't understand each other, it was pretty ****ing awkward.
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They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me
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damn dude. you actually went up to her and said "Wow, you can't even respond to my greeting?" rofl.. who does that? usually if they ignore me im like ok cool. then go about my business. i don't try to start an altercation.
