Bears, are they a common mammal for technologically advanced super-species in wild form? If you’re like most people you would probably say common mammal, but that’s because you haven’t read the lasts edition of the N.W.O. Monthly, a periodical available to only those whom are deemed “acceptable”. In October’s issue Dr. Stevens discusses the results of the N.W.O.’s newest perceived threat, the Ursidae.
Known more commonly as Bears, the Ursidae, have been a mammal quite commonly over looked by Common People as a innocent creature with the exception of rare attacks on Humans. The truth is the creatures are a secret super-species with technology that eclipses even the Common People’s former government, U.S.S.R. (for those who are unaware, the U.S.S.R. was defunct at the request of the N.W.O. due to its perceived threat to Common People’s government, U.S.A., who heads the N.W.O. For more information refer to N.W.O.’s Library of Common People’s Government, Volume 20, Book 22-91). The bear’s technology in mostly centered around space time, and because of this the bears have learned how to rip space time. While all bears are left-handed all of their space time testing was done of course with their left paw. It was only when the N.W.O sent their Inter-Class Ambassador to discuss current scientific research did both N.W.O. and Ursidae scientists discover that the bear’s right paw caused this rip in space time. Luckily this testing was done in the V 4641 system and the black hole that was caused by this tear was contained. Since then N.W.O. has funded several campaigns to help research this phenomenon. Little did the Ursidae and N.W.O. researchers know that a bear can only rip space time once, and doing so causes the bear to age much more quickly ending in it death. This is a common misconception among Common People who think the death of bears is due to lack of food, when really these bares are sacrificing their life in the name of science. Dr.Stevens concludes by stating that at the current rate, travel at the speeds faster than light may be not so distant as formally thought. So next time you see a bear be sure to thank him or her, unless you a Common People in which case the N.W.O. recommend you to enjoy your last moments alive by singing your favorite song.
-Jovaun Huxley
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"Originally posted by speedballcougar: One time I hid under the couch in front of the tree, and I saw my parents put the presents there. I didn't want to get caught, so I stayed quiet. Then they had sex on the couch. :( "
Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.
Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined.
I was driving up north once a few years and saw a guy hit a bear at 55 in a brand new CLS Merc. Car>nature.
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I very much enjoy seeing bears, they are very cuddly animals.
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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
