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""its a maxima...my car is a special edition v6 twin cam 3.5 liter...we clocked the thing in stock 1/4mile in 12 seconds without anything. the place we dragged it was on a road my friend KNEW to be a quarter mile. the specs were 235 horsepower dont ****ing tell me to get off drugs
edit: timed it with a stop watch 12.35 seconds""
"Originally posted by porky pig: Do it because **** those guys."
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
I let the music take over my soul, body and mind
I AM Authority-When I think about it, almost all the **** Mink posts makes me laugh. A+ poster, will read again.im a machine gun-Don't argue with mink, he knows what the **** is up. IplayforRelentless-Because Mink IS better than you.
-Duct taped my friend out of his house when he was on vacation. This requires a ****load of duct tape cause you have to makes a sheet over all the doors thick enough to make it really hard to cut through, and it has to be well put on so you can't just push it off. Was ****ing epic when he came home. We duct taped his garage door to the ground too so it wouldn't open.
-This is really best for a dorm. Me and my suitmate were in a prank war, and I kicked his ***. I bought an Airhorn, and rigged it so when the button was depressed, it wouldn't return, so it would keep blowing. From there I put it so the button was the doorstop. And then I locked my doors so he couldn't get in. So what happened is this:
He comes home after a long shift a Starbucks, opens the door, and has his ears blasted out. The whole hall is instantly awake. He can't throw it in my room, cause my doors are locked, and he has to get rid of it so the RA doesn't get super pissed. So he has to get rid of it, which means he has to go outside. So he carries the blaring thing down the hall, waits for the elevator, rides the elevator down with it, walks through the lobby filled with people with the thing still blaring, opens the door, and just throws the thing as far as he can. Lol.
He comes up to my door and said, "No matter how much I ****ing hate you right now, that was the greatest prank ever man." And goes to bed, haha.
He realized the next day he could have just thrown it in the elevator, walked away, and be done with it.
-My last not so good prank was when me and that suitemate built a Dr Pepper wall with all our empties over our RAs door. It was funny.
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My Guardian Angel's Name Is Česká Zbrojovka
Originally Posted by Herredomme:
My brother had ADHD and took some medicine. Then he was diagnosed with Aspergers. Now he's a ****ing retard
-Duct taped my friend out of his house when he was on vacation. This requires a ****load of duct tape cause you have to makes a sheet over all the doors thick enough to make it really hard to cut through, and it has to be well put on so you can't just push it off. Was ****ing epic when he came home. We duct taped his garage door to the ground too so it wouldn't open.
-This is really best for a dorm. Me and my suitmate were in a prank war, and I kicked his ***. I bought an Airhorn, and rigged it so when the button was depressed, it wouldn't return, so it would keep blowing. From there I put it so the button was the doorstop. And then I locked my doors so he couldn't get in. So what happened is this:
He comes home after a long shift a Starbucks, opens the door, and has his ears blasted out. The whole hall is instantly awake. He can't throw it in my room, cause my doors are locked, and he has to get rid of it so the RA doesn't get super pissed. So he has to get rid of it, which means he has to go outside. So he carries the blaring thing down the hall, waits for the elevator, rides the elevator down with it, walks through the lobby filled with people with the thing still blaring, opens the door, and just throws the thing as far as he can. Lol.
He comes up to my door and said, "No matter how much I ****ing hate you right now, that was the greatest prank ever man." And goes to bed, haha.
He realized the next day he could have just thrown it in the elevator, walked away, and be done with it.
-My last not so good prank was when me and that suitemate built a Dr Pepper wall with all our empties over our RAs door. It was funny.
They freeze within 15 seconds if continuously holding the button down.
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1992 Taurus S.H.O.
"Originally posted by mik3punk
lmao, pokenose posted gay porn"
"Originally posted by ]TSS[ Dake
Get a big bell, so as you're coming down the road everyone will know that "DING! DING! Here comes the ****mobile!""
"Originally posted by Stinman101
woah, pokenose is cute. what stadium was that pic taken at? pm me please!"
-This is really best for a dorm. Me and my suitmate were in a prank war, and I kicked his ***. I bought an Airhorn, and rigged it so when the button was depressed, it wouldn't return, so it would keep blowing. From there I put it so the button was the doorstop. And then I locked my doors so he couldn't get in. So what happened is this:
He comes home after a long shift a Starbucks, opens the door, and has his ears blasted out. The whole hall is instantly awake. He can't throw it in my room, cause my doors are locked, and he has to get rid of it so the RA doesn't get super pissed. So he has to get rid of it, which means he has to go outside. So he carries the blaring thing down the hall, waits for the elevator, rides the elevator down with it, walks through the lobby filled with people with the thing still blaring, opens the door, and just throws the thing as far as he can. Lol.
He comes up to my door and said, "No matter how much I ****ing hate you right now, that was the greatest prank ever man." And goes to bed, haha.
He realized the next day he could have just thrown it in the elevator, walked away, and be done with it.
What an idiot, all he had to do was unscrew the horn from the can.
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Originally Posted by MartincuV2
Unless the door pushes out.
Then lul with be be lost.
Front doors never open outwards.
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"Originally posted by SmArT-SpOrKs: Jesus Tapdancing christ this thread is a cluster**** on both sides. Its like the civil war, but replace muskets with pool noodles and everyone has a wicked sunburn."
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