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Old 11-17-2009, 10:13 PM
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I hope every deer in the world drops dead

Well, long story short, on my way home last night from work, I hit a deer that came bolting out of the woods our of no where. I saw the mom cross the road about 100 yds ahead of me, so i slowed to about 25(45 mph speed limit). I drove about 50 yds at 25 mph, and then i figured that was the end of the pack. I look slightly to the left just to see a stupid baby doe come FLYING out of the woods. I cranked the wheel to the left(Not hard enough to send me across the road into the woods, just enough to try and avoid him...well it didn't work (It was an ~70-80lb doe) I had like .000000001 seconds to react and there was nothing i could do. The stupid doe clipped the right half of my car ****ing it up pretty bad. The thing died on impact because it SMASHED its head against my hood(Ripping out my new grills and putting a giant dent into the hood causing the paint to chip and everything. The rib cage hit directly against my right side headlight ripping out my angel eyes and destroying the light, and its big fat *** wrapped around and destroyed my right side fender. I called to police's local number and had them come and i filed an accident report. Luckily i have collision insurance so my pops called the company today and filed a report so im bringing it to the shop i work at tomorrow to get it all fixed...FML.


I know its not too bad at all...my neighbor totaled his Lexus like 3 years ago when he hit a 150lb buck doing 65 on the highway...now that was SCARY. This is just enough to be annoying, a pain in the ***, and ruin all the work i have done to my car so far.

The car before the accident:





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^^My dog sniffing and licking the deer off^^

I was using my phone and theres no flash so i had to turn the brightness up which made the pics look like ****, and you cant see all the dents, but you get the gyst of it.

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Old 11-17-2009, 10:15 PM
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Doesn't look that bad, i guess

It was


.....Struck by an angel

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Old 11-17-2009, 10:16 PM
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buy me some 8mm mauser soft point ammo and i'll get right to work on that deer thing.

also that hit wasn't bad at all. i've seen a whole lot worse.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:17 PM
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some kid hit my car today leaving a friends house, 200 in damage but he doesn't have insurance or a job.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:17 PM
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buy me some 8mm mauser soft point ammo and i'll get right to work on that deer thing.

also that hit wasn't bad at all. i've seen a whole lot worse.
My boss uses a bow to hunt in his neighbors back yard and i asked him to kill the mother for me so i can make some venison sausage out of it...MMmmMMMMmmmmmMMM


And i know its not too bad at all...my neighbor totaled his Lexus like 3 years ago when he hit a 150lb buck doing 65 on the highway...now that was SCARY. This is just enough to be annoying, a pain in the ***, and ruin all the work i have done to my car so far.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:21 PM
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I hit a baby deer once too. My car kind of just sucked it under and spit it out. Absolutely no damage at all. I stopped to look at it the next morning when I got out of work and saw that it was split down the spine.

****, I can remember that thing vividly. It tried to jump across the gap in front of my car and I actually made eye contact with it. My car didn't even make a noise too when it went under it.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:22 PM
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I hit a baby deer once too. My car kind of just sucked it under and spit it out. Absolutely no damage at all. I stopped to look at it the next morning when I got out of work and saw that it was split down the spine.

****, I can remember that thing vividly. It tried to jump across the gap in front of my car and I actually made eye contact with it. My car didn't even make a noise too when it went under it.
it managed to squeeze under a mustang?? Must have been a tiny *** deer
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:23 PM
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does are better eating anyway, i don't know why people obsess over bucks.

i'm more of an elk man myself, but deer is good, and for the price of a box of bullets, it's hard to beat.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:24 PM
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it managed to squeeze under a mustang?? Must have been a tiny *** deer
Even while trying to jump under the car the head barely made it past the hood. It looked into my eyes, man. Deep ****. And then I murdered his ***, I guess.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:30 PM
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you've apparently never slaughtered livestock.

pigs are the worst. they're very intelligent animals, so they know exactly what's happening.

fortunately it's over quick. cows are really dumb and chickens are basically bugs with a beak, though.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:31 PM
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Even while trying to jump under the car the head barely made it past the hood. It looked into my eyes, man. Deep ****. And then I murdered his ***, I guess.
hahahah...was he like

"Please dont kill me "?
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:32 PM
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He was wide-eyed and his tongue was hanging out the side of his head as he was jumping.

Seemed to me like an "OH ****" look.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:32 PM
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He was wide-eyed and his tongue was hanging out the side of his head as he was jumping.

Seemed to me like an "OH ****" look.
hahahaha made my night
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:07 PM
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That is not bad at all, you got off way lucky.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:13 PM
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Could've been a lot worse, but like you said it was enough to be a nuisance. Good thing you have insurance and all.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:14 PM
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That sucks, I see them all the time on the side of the road out here. You gotta be careful
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:39 AM
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buy me some 8mm mauser soft point ammo and i'll get right to work on that deer thing.

also that hit wasn't bad at all. i've seen a whole lot worse.
I'll put an order in for SP 30-06 while you're at it.
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:42 AM
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Was this by any chance in Jackson
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:44 AM
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He was wide-eyed and his tongue was hanging out the side of his head as he was jumping.

Seemed to me like an "OH ****" look.
Tommy boy! or whatever that ****ing movie was.
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:45 AM
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Deer season opens up today. I'll do my part for you.
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:40 AM
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HA thats nothin.

about 6 months ago i was drivin down 93 its 1am coming back from a friends place another friend is driving behind me and i have a passanger. doin 75? 80 maybe its a fairly fast paced highway those speeds were not out of the ordinary, none the less not mnay cars on the road. Well i was driving along and then i see this tan thing in the road and i see it when its 2 feet from my bumper, someone had just clipped a big..***....buck. Luckily my car has fairly pointed and not lowered it hit somewhere under my car tossed the rear end in the air.....going 80.. Ripped off tranny lines, its antler went THREW my floor board, as in big hole. THe ****in thing exploded under my car and caused a huge mist of blood on the friends new car behind me. None the less no bodie damage.

Damage done:
Rear coil springs cracked and broken in several places
tranny lines ripped apart
hole in floor board
thats it.. so i put her away and wored on it, lowered it, new tranny lines disk brake swap, rim swap(nothing special just better OEM ones) 96 mustang heads and cams underdrive pulleys..then.

THEN a month after i got it back on the road(plus a **** ton of soap, bleach and a pressure washer later) wasnt even registered yet, a 17 year old girl swerved across 2 lanes to hit my car wile it was parked wile i was stand 10 feet from it.... that day sucked soo much ***. trust me bud i feel your ****in pain.

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