So today my school bus broke down on the way to pick us up and we had to get a replacement... I had to stay 15 minutes after waiting on the thing and when the bus finally gets there it was a handicap short bus...
fock school bus'. i remember when I was in high school. our bus took like fuxin 2 hrs to get to the school. this had been an ongoing thing.
turns out the fukin bus driver was drunk.. rofl (man, i hate the south) so, the police came and apprehended her. then she was in the local paper lawlz.
fock school bus'. i remember when I was in high school. our bus took like fuxin 2 hrs to get to the school. this had been an ongoing thing.
turns out the fukin bus driver was drunk.. rofl (man, i hate the south) so, the police came and apprehended her. then she was in the local paper lawlz.
Thanks for caring for me mommy and daddy - pfft.
When I was in my freshman year in high school I had to go to summer school (because I'm half ****ing retarded). The bus drive home took like 2 hours because we had to drop kids off from the local middle school as well. The middle school's summer school classes got out 40 minutes after the High Schools so we sat on the bus in front of the Middle School for almost an hour EVERY day. Wanted to shoot my ****ing self.
Didn't know anybody on the bus either. and of course with my luck I was the last stop that the bus stopped at.
So glad I'm in college now. Glad I also have a car now. The bus sucked *** (except for in middle school, that **** was fun).
fock school bus'. i remember when I was in high school. our bus took like fuxin 2 hrs to get to the school. this had been an ongoing thing.
turns out the fukin bus driver was drunk.. rofl (man, i hate the south) so, the police came and apprehended her. then she was in the local paper lawlz.
Thanks for caring for me mommy and daddy - pfft.
so did you drop out, or are you just retarded?
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when i got arrested i was sitting on the pavement and a car rolled up. the driver let the window down and said hey kid that sucks and drove off. i was like bye dad. evilballer69:
I called my ex girlfriends gay stepbrother a assbandit in front of his whole family not knowing he was gay at the time... no1 laughed but him Schmike?!:
I get boners and slap people in the thigh with it. Even if I'm not at Prom or whatever. Just go around slapping people with it. It's grand.
I never got to take the bus to school. I feel like its a missing part of my childhood or something.
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Philip Rivers: "Then, when divorced dipmunk Jim Nantz hands me the Lombardi Trophy, I’ll shove his *** off the stupid podium then look America right in its fat face, and proclaim myself champion of all creation. Then I’ll remind them that the Haiti earthquake was God’s wrath for people ****ing outside of marriage."
i got my senior privileges taken away until 2nd semester tho 
