Do you tell your girlfriend/wife when you are taking a ****?
Better yet, do you talk to your gf/wife WHILE you are taking a ****, and aren't afraid to tell them?
I'm guessing the general answer here is going to be "yes" given that you've been in the relationship long enough. But the better question is, does your girlfriend tell you when SHE'S taking a ****? Mine does, but we haven't reached the level of her talking to me WHILE she's taking a ****.
I feel the level of trust in a relationship can be measured using this scale:
1. You can tell her when you have to take a ****.
2. You can talk to her while you are taking a ****.
3. She tells you when she has to take a ****.
4. She talks to you while she is taking a ****.
5. You guys talk while both taking ****s at the same time.
P.S.: That compulsive paintball ad is giving me a seizure.
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I don't tell, cuz i dont want her to feel weird since i poop and she doesn't
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i tell EVERYONE about my bowel movements so yeah. i'm pretty sure i have texted some of you letting you know that i'm pooping. i also have done it on cam.
currently, i am looking for a summer camp poop chart from a girls group. i'll post it if i find it.
**** that. i'm not looking through 2,000 pictures.
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Last edited by casultytosociety : 11-09-2009 at 08:43 PM.
Better yet, do you talk to your gf/wife WHILE you are taking a ****, and aren't afraid to tell them?
I'm guessing the general answer here is going to be "yes" given that you've been in the relationship long enough. But the better question is, does your girlfriend tell you when SHE'S taking a ****? Mine does, but we haven't reached the level of her talking to me WHILE she's taking a ****.
I feel the level of trust in a relationship can be measured using this scale:
1. You can tell her when you have to take a ****.
2. You can talk to her while you are taking a ****.
3. She tells you when she has to take a ****.
4. She talks to you while she is taking a ****.
5. You guys talk while both taking ****s at the same time.
P.S.: That compulsive paintball ad is giving me a seizure.
Girls don't poop so you "girlfriend" is most likely a crossdresser. Do you remember the morning u woke up next to her and felt something poking out from her pants?
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Hell yes I do. She doesn't really tell me much but she does it while talking over the phone and I know she is. It's fun making her feel uncomfortable by asking her what she is doing.
The best part is when she's over at my place pooping I can unlock the bathroom door by fooling with the lock a bit. So I open it while she's ****ting and toss my cat in there and then slam the door shut. She HATES cats, and especially my cat, so I guess it's a not so pleasant surprise for her.
i dont tell any girl. i do remember once though i was talking to a girl and i had to piss so i went while talking to her( i was quiet) but just out of habit i flushed and just cringed up right there, and she didnt say anything for like a 20 seconds, then just was like" did you just go to the bathroom?"
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