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Old 11-09-2009, 07:42 PM
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Text a girl thread, you must text the following

I saw the tap that thread and figured it sounded a bit...middle school. so, instead text this to any girl on your contact list, then post her reply.


Text:
"so, when you gonna let me fingerblast that clam?"
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:43 PM
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No. Just no.

You can't hold a light to the "tap dat" thread. Don't try.

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Wait you thought "Let me tap dat" sounded middle school... How the **** does "Let me fingerblast that clam" sound any more mature? You sound like a 4th grader who just found out silly nicknames for the vagina. Torpedos locked and loaded cap't. Engage lazer beams!
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:44 PM
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:46 PM
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No. Just no.

You can't hold a light to the "tap dat" thread. Don't try.
forgot, 90% of ST is 13 year old virgins who's only female contact on their cell phone is their mother.

If you have balls, text it ******s.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:48 PM
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"hey wanna hang out this weekend?"

Works for me and you don't come off like some horny little 12 year old.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:49 PM
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No. Just no.

You can't hold a light to the "tap dat" thread. Don't try.

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Wait you thought "Let me tap dat" sounded middle school... How the **** does "Let me fingerblast that clam" sound any more mature? You sound like a 4th grader who just found out silly nicknames for the vagina. Torpedos locked and loaded cap't. Engage lazer beams!
Up the engine on the vulgarity and observe results.

Plus, it's so vulgar no girl will believe you're serious, while with the tap that you may get strange looks as womenz are like "not sure if srs"
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:51 PM
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This thread sucks.

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Old 11-09-2009, 07:53 PM
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:54 PM
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Up the engine on the vulgarity and observe results.

Plus, it's so vulgar no girl will believe you're serious, while with the tap that you may get strange looks as womenz are like "not sure if srs"
So whats the point in doing it, Jackass? Youll sound like a ****in 12 year old. "fingerblast that clam"? Chea nice one. this will never be tap- dat. ever.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:54 PM
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Up the engine on the vulgarity and observe results.

Plus, it's so vulgar no girl will believe you're serious, while with the tap that you may get strange looks as womenz are like "not sure if srs"

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Old 11-09-2009, 07:55 PM
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So whats the point in doing it, Jackass? Youll sound like a ****in 12 year old. "fingerblast that clam"? Chea nice one. this will never be tap- dat. ever.
Sounds like someone doesn't have the balls... plus, you can recycle tap that victims.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:55 PM
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Tap dat had like 3 versions. This probably won't get to page 2.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:58 PM
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I just texted a girl in my phone exactly this: "so...when you gonna let me tap that?"

she responded "whattttt?!?!?!"

That girl is my girlfriend, and I am now sad.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:58 PM
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I just texted a girl in my phone exactly this: "so...when you gonna let me tap that?"

she responded "whattttt?!?!?!"

That girl is my girlfriend, and I am now sad.
dump her *** nao!
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:00 PM
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Did you just tell me I dont have the balls to ask a girl if i can "fingerblast that clam"? Are you ****in serious? lmk when you actually get ***** and be sure to let me know how fingerblasting it went, *******.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:00 PM
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To late.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:02 PM
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forgot, 90% of ST is 13 year old virgins who's only female contact on their cell phone is their mother.

If you have balls, text it ******s.
this response is so played out! **** man
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:02 PM
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Did you just tell me I dont have the balls to ask a girl if i can "fingerblast that clam"? Are you ****in serious? lmk when you actually get ***** and be sure to let me know how fingerblasting it went, *******.
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To late.
spelling fail, and the lack of wit and overused comebacks doesn't help your cause.
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