[GoatMilk (Banned)]

Fancy American bargain hunter knows: second-hand houses for fish are a "big win" for family fun! Surprise your mom & kids with a dirty bowl of glass for the fish!

Early Saturday weekend morning is fun times for garbage shopping. It is said that "one man's trash is another man's fish house". Never has that been more realistic when this morning I purchased a used fish bowl from Mr. Wesley's garage yard sale. This fish bowl was heavy discount due to many irreversible flaws: cracks and broken glass, dirt and blood encrusted on inside of bowl, hair and decayed skin caught in cracks around bowl edges.

Lazy obese american fool may throw away broken glass when it becomes exposed to human fecal bacteria. Of course he say, "fish cannot live in cracked glass garbage bowl". This man does not know how hearty and resistant fish is to disease.

When I purchased lucky fish bowl for only 1 dollar, I was much excited for family fun with pet fish. Shards of glass become embedded in my scalp right away.

Unfortunately, fish bowl requires accessories to be useful. Pet store charges big markup for bulk fish most of which are inedible. Wise bargain shopper knows that back alley fish monger may sell fun & tasty pet fish for low low prices when threatened with crazy screams and deep lacerations. This is when bargain smashed fish bowl comes in handy! With only $1 fish bowl I create makeshift slicer for intimidation and safe family aqua park.

Now that tank can be well stocked with sickly discount fish, only step remains to rebuild shattered glass into waterproof sphere. This task very easy when not concerned with infected wounds all over hands and fingers. "the Best product" for repair of damaged bowl is epoxy glue! Chemical glue is safe for fish to live in and spare epoxy can be used for sealing of cuts & scrapes with no risk.

After short 11 hours of gluing glass bits together, bowl is fully intact and ready for big display to family. Mom & kids so excited for new pet fish!

The Best Product

[esteban mendez]

A++ read!

[cruciatus111]

[chicken impossible]

Originally Posted by GoatMilk

When I purchased lucky fish bowl for only 1 dollar, I was much excited for family fun with pet fish. Shards of glass become embedded in my scalp right away.

Unfortunately, fish bowl requires accessories to be useful. Pet store charges big markup for bulk fish most of which are inedible. Wise bargain shopper knows that back alley fish monger may sell fun & tasty pet fish for low low prices when threatened with crazy screams and deep lacerations. This is when bargain smashed fish bowl comes in handy! With only $1 fish bowl I create makeshift slicer for intimidation and safe family aqua park.

hhahahaha

[rudy jones]

i lol'd

[E-Techy]

lol @ decaying flesh and blood

[Albert 93]

Originally Posted by esteban mendez

A++ read!

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[The Blue Hindu]

Jesus H. Christ on a pony.

What the **** was that?

[Nick Collins]

tl;dr

[<-_->]

I disagree I think that make Camel is profitable venture for tourism in New Zealand. The people are excited for such new great product.

[GoatMilk (Banned)]

Bargain conscious American capitalist is always on the lookout for small enclosure filled with easily flustered flightless birds. "Whoa Nelly!" Local farmer's chicken coop is a free & fun source of calories for hungry businessman.

Today after all night bathhouse romp with friends & coworkers, lust for tasty uncooked egg overwhelms fear of angry local farmer. I know that good value comes from speedy exit with well bred fowl! Farmer's coop is well protected from fox and dog, but limber and aggressive human can easily jump over small fence. Inside coop, many birds become irritated due to noisy intrusion.

Big mistake! First rule of chicken coop value is "dress for success". Jumping into chicken coop naked causes messy bird excretions to become caked into body hair. Not to mention naked man less credible when authorities inevitably become in involved in mass chicken destruction.

They say "perseverance is the spirit of small bird robbery" and this is very true when bird noise attracts attention from muscle bound ranch hands. I carefully slide into chicken enclosure and conceal myself behind wall of panicked fowl for many hours. Although odor from bulk birds in tight space is overpowering, eggs are plentiful and dark chicken hole is well deserved "R&R" from the hustle and bustle of corporate America.

Lucky for me, I have been in this situation countless times before. A small plastic sack is ideal for holding of many eggs, and portable sudoku game passes the time while birds become accustomed to man inside their house.

Before daylight I smash through chicken house with largest birds under arms and mouth filled with egg. This tasty treat is guilt-free, since chicken products are low in fat and provide energy for a productive day in the office.

Overall, I give night in bird coop an 8 out of 10. Although bird egg is tasty value, now local population is enraged at disturbance of farms and many feathers are jammed into my skin.

I recommend chicken egg with great vigor!

[St.Geezy]

there needs to be a rule against stupid threads

[P0ontang 09er]

Originally Posted by St.Geezy

there needs to be a rule against stupid threads

Modern day ST is built on **** threads.

[TheBagelPhantom]

I loled like a motha****a