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Old 11-07-2009, 01:42 PM
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When I was little I asked my mom if she ever counted to 1 million. She said yes.
I'm pretty sure that she was full of crap.


So what lies did your parents tell you?
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:45 PM
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If you keep a certain facial expression on long enough it will get stuck that way.

I believed that up until about 5th grade.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:46 PM
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they forced me to go to private lutheran school. I was spoon fed some of the biggest bull**** there
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:48 PM
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said they had to taste my food to make sure it wasn't poisonous.. liars
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:51 PM
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My daddy said all the other daddies do it to their kids too.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:53 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:53 PM
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My daddy said all the other daddies do it to their kids too.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:56 PM
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they told me if i didnt sleep with the covers over my head that the boogey man would get me.....

idk their reasoning on that one?
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:58 PM
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Satan is watching you at night

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Old 11-07-2009, 02:15 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:18 PM
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My dad used to tell me that "light beer" had no alcohol in it. Unfortunately I'm not stupid and knew that it did.

Don't know why he told me that one either.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:20 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:21 PM
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That a jurrasic park T-rex toy cost 100$, so i better actually play with it.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:23 PM
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hmm, they told me God created the universe and everything in it, that i should listen to my elders, and that cheating doesn't get you anywhere. boy, were they wrong
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:25 PM
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If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you will wake up with a smelly finger.

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Old 11-07-2009, 02:30 PM
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hmm, they told me God created the universe and everything in it, that i should listen to my elders, and that cheating doesn't get you anywhere. boy, were they wrong
I pretty much cheated my way through high school.

EDIT: guy bellow me, stfu
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:32 PM
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If you go to bed with a smelly butt, youll wake up with an itchy finger.

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Old 11-07-2009, 02:34 PM
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When I was little at the grocery store I would always ask my mom for those little 99 cent bags of candies (Circus Peanuts and ****). I would always say "It's only 99 cents mom, can I PLEASE have it!?" and she would tell me "Yeah but after tax that one bag of candy will come out to be about 5 dollars so it isn't worth it."

****ing liar!
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:38 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:42 PM
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****ing santa clause till i was like 11

they swore up and down my friends were wrong.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:45 PM
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