I was on the bus to school when this chick sat next to me and I didn't know her. My headphones were my ears so I couldn't really hear anything around me. The bus went over a bump really fast and I farted. But I farted really loud. First period she was in my class and I heard her talking about the kid she sat next to who farted. I blushed and felt hella awkward.
I was on the bus to school when this chick sat next to me and I didn't know her. My headphones were my ears so I couldn't really hear anything around me. The bus went over a bump really fast and I farted. But I farted really loud. First period she was in my class and I heard her talking about the kid she sat next to who farted. I blushed and felt hella awkward.
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"Originally posted by speedballcougar: One time I hid under the couch in front of the tree, and I saw my parents put the presents there. I didn't want to get caught, so I stayed quiet. Then they had sex on the couch. :( "
I was on the bus to school when this chick sat next to me and I didn't know her. My headphones were my ears so I couldn't really hear anything around me. The bus went over a bump really fast and I farted. But I farted really loud. First period she was in my class and I heard her talking about the kid she sat next to who farted. I blushed and felt hella awkward.
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"Originally posted by contractkiller20: This man did pot, guys. He did it good."
I had a really big crush on this one girl and we would always talk in school and text but i never thought she had feelings for me. So one day her friends says you should invite her to your house she likes you. So i was thinking this is sick. She came over and we started making out and then went to whip my dick out but then realized i was relentless and had vagina.
I had a really big crush on this one girl and we would always talk in school and text but i never thought she had feelings for me. So one day her friends says you should invite her to your house she likes you. So i was thinking this is sick. She came over and we started making out and then went to whip my dick out but then realized i was relentless and had vagina.
So my night sucked
daaamn dawg.
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hk kr3w: It's because my neighbors started yelling at my parents for having a gay son (me).
I had a really big crush on this one girl and we would always talk in school and text but i never thought she had feelings for me. So one day her friends says you should invite her to your house she likes you. So i was thinking this is sick. She came over and we started making out and then went to whip my dick out but then realized i was relentless and had vagina.
"Originally posted by xblackstarx: thats like dipping your penis in a vat of gold and saying "i'll go and mate with a random ***** now". i mean what the hell is the point?"
Well I was on the bus sitting by this kid who was listening to music with his headphones in. I made a comment but it was apparent he couldnt hear me so I figured no big deal. then we hit a bump in the road and he farted. It was the loudest fart I ever heard. People were looking at us and it was akward for me because people may have thought it was me. Well I was telling my friends first period about this kid when I Saw him sitting on the other side of the room looking at us.
Went over to my girlfriends house this one time. Texted her that I was coming over, she texted back to just come in and go downstairs. I go in, he parents are watching a fullblown girl on girl porno on the big screen in the family room with the sound cranked. I come in and say hello etc, was awkward as ****.
Went over to my girlfriends house this one time. Texted her that I was coming over, she texted back to just come in and go downstairs. I go in, he parents are watching a fullblown girl on girl porno on the big screen in the family room with the sound cranked. I come in and say hello etc, was awkward as ****.
that's not ****ing awkward, you should have went over and sat with them
****ing kids these days.
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i find it funny that this just happened when i started reading this thread but we're sitting in my friends room and one of the girls makes a "your mom" comment towards one of the guys sitting on her bed... his mom died two years ago due to breast cancer...
"Originally posted by steveofsatan: "Then, its the biggest thing in ST with 200 horny, teenage guys drooling over there computers and dry ****ing there keyboards with the hope of underage noods.
I ****ing love you guys.""
