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11-06-2009, 09:20 AM
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FYC.
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Join Date: May 2006
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ST, This story almost made me puke.
That tucker fellow should be damn happy this didn't make it into his book.
I was sitting in the library trying to catch up on some social homework, I'm a senior, and the grade 9's were gettin that sex talk from the school nurse, you know, use protection, little kids giggling when she says penis (I held it in cuz im a man). Anyway, she got to talking about STD's and she had like, pictures of them on a board. I didn't really see them because I was about 40 feet away and I wasn't part of their class, but then some girl asked what "that big lumpy ball thing is" and the nurse said "Thats an extreme version of a herpes cluster" then I guess she thought of this story so she told their whole class:
"I was a nurse in Saskatoon (other city in my province) and a guy came into the hospital looking very pale and sick. I had to ask him what happened and he asked if he could sit down with me in private, I said okay, and we went into an empty patient room. He explained how he and his girlfriend were playing around and he got an idea to put starbursts in her (*****) and then eat them out. He said he put 3 in and ended up eating 4 out, the last one was a herpes cluster."
I do not know what possessed her to tell this story in a public school to a bunch of grade 9's but I seriously had to leave the library.
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11-06-2009, 09:25 AM
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*fixed avatar*
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Seattle
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I think I just puked a little as well.
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11-06-2009, 09:28 AM
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kkkkkkk kya
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: texas
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ohhh my ****in god...
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11-06-2009, 09:31 AM
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stay fresh
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Boston MA
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i've heard that story before
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11-06-2009, 09:32 AM
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most disgusting thing ive heard in a long time
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11-06-2009, 09:34 AM
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What is it with people and shoving food in a woman's *****? That isn't exactly healthy.
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11-06-2009, 09:43 AM
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reminded me of this kid at my school who was eating skittles out of some girls ***** at a party and bit a genital wart.
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11-06-2009, 09:56 AM
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Kevin Arlis
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Glen Ellyn, IL
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Ive heard that joke before.
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PURDUE
9/15/09 - Infraction Total: 26
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11-06-2009, 10:17 AM
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We want the airwaves back
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Indie kids are the new generation of nerd. They're the "cool nerd" because they embrace the awkwardness.
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11-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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I would of stopped eating them after I ate all of the ones I put in there.
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11-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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Most Legendary.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Republic of Westin
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eww
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I liek dinosaurs!
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11-06-2009, 10:34 AM
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Hook 'em
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U of Texas
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fapfapfap
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11-06-2009, 10:34 AM
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I play for keeps!
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Four Zero Five
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Legend
I would of stopped eating them after I ate all of the ones I put in there.
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I would just have left them in there and bounced.
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"Orginally posted by Burninator- im so turned on right now"
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11-06-2009, 10:36 AM
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Bring Da Ruckus
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T3H T1M1NAT0R
fapfapfap
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lol
I just puked in my mouth tho
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11-06-2009, 10:37 AM
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Know that
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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makes me hungry for starbursts.
also, pics of nurse or shens.
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11-06-2009, 10:43 AM
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Phi Delta Theta
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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This is stupid. Skittles starburst or jolly ranchers the story is old as **** and stupid no matter how you tell it.
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IF THE MOON WERE MADE OF BARBEQUE SPARE RIBS WOULD YOU EAT IT? I KNOW I WOULD. HELL ID ASK FOR SECONDS.
originally posted by $acceleration$ "what the hell hows it your fault... its called a sideWALK not a sideRIDE-A-BIKE"
My feedback: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.p...7#post22315597
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11-06-2009, 10:45 AM
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Creamin'
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I've heard this before.
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11-06-2009, 10:46 AM
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Skywalkin' like Anakin
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Canadia
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ITT: urban legend disproved by snopes
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11-06-2009, 10:53 AM
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i heard this story 2 years ago in school. right before lunch 
i heard that he got 2 of the starburst and herp cluster n than when they both went to the doctor when she got checked out and there was a starburst.
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11-06-2009, 10:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pimp3leet
I would just have left them in there and bounced.
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11-06-2009, 10:57 AM
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
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Location: LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Legend
BAMF
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So, not only little erect retards.
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