[Little_PB_Newb]

That tucker fellow should be damn happy this didn't make it into his book.

I was sitting in the library trying to catch up on some social homework, I'm a senior, and the grade 9's were gettin that sex talk from the school nurse, you know, use protection, little kids giggling when she says penis (I held it in cuz im a man). Anyway, she got to talking about STD's and she had like, pictures of them on a board. I didn't really see them because I was about 40 feet away and I wasn't part of their class, but then some girl asked what "that big lumpy ball thing is" and the nurse said "Thats an extreme version of a herpes cluster" then I guess she thought of this story so she told their whole class:

"I was a nurse in Saskatoon (other city in my province) and a guy came into the hospital looking very pale and sick. I had to ask him what happened and he asked if he could sit down with me in private, I said okay, and we went into an empty patient room. He explained how he and his girlfriend were playing around and he got an idea to put starbursts in her (*****) and then eat them out. He said he put 3 in and ended up eating 4 out, the last one was a herpes cluster."

I do not know what possessed her to tell this story in a public school to a bunch of grade 9's but I seriously had to leave the library.

[RunningWithSheep]

I think I just puked a little as well.

[zombievette1981]

ohhh my ****in god...

[dub CRISP]

i've heard that story before

[BigDaddie101]

most disgusting thing ive heard in a long time

[Schecter7721 (Banned)]

What is it with people and shoving food in a woman's *****? That isn't exactly healthy.

[BigDaddie101]

reminded me of this kid at my school who was eating skittles out of some girls ***** at a party and bit a genital wart.

[Phantom104]

Ive heard that joke before.

[DiStUrBeD-SoP-]

[Urban Legend (Banned)]

I would of stopped eating them after I ate all of the ones I put in there.

[jacksonblue]

eww

[T3H T1M1NAT0R (Banned)]

fapfapfap

[pimp3leet]

Originally Posted by Urban Legend

I would of stopped eating them after I ate all of the ones I put in there.

I would just have left them in there and bounced.

[Turb0 Negr0]

Originally Posted by T3H T1M1NAT0R

fapfapfap

lol




I just puked in my mouth tho

[maskedpenisfromvenus (Banned)]

makes me hungry for starbursts.

also, pics of nurse or shens.

[Goggles]

This is stupid. Skittles starburst or jolly ranchers the story is old as **** and stupid no matter how you tell it.

[fAllout_oMen]

I've heard this before.

[incobWTF]

ITT: urban legend disproved by snopes

[HK SHifty]

i heard this story 2 years ago in school. right before lunch

i heard that he got 2 of the starburst and herp cluster n than when they both went to the doctor when she got checked out and there was a starburst.

i refrain from eating red starburst.

[Urban Legend (Banned)]

Originally Posted by pimp3leet

I would just have left them in there and bounced.

BAMF

[Lyndon]

Originally Posted by Urban Legend

BAMF

So, not only little erect retards.