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"...Are you absolutely sure you never saw any of these official documents before?"
"I would have signed them if I had."
"With whose name?" asked the second C.I.D. man cunningly. "Your's or Washington Irving's?"
"With my own name," Major Major told him. "I don't even know Washington Irving's name."
The second C.I.D. man broke into a smile.
"Major, I'm glad you're in the clear..." - Catch-22
"Originally posted by dragon madness: P-ballplaya1440 and popenasty have the best avvy's in this thread"
"Originally posted by paintballkid5291: Where's the Rofl Choppa when you need it?... you're gunna get flamed to hell"
"Originally posted by timmyballer67: Alone we are nothing. Together we can achieve epic lulz."
"Originally posted by Nick Alder:
Admiral, i detect large quatities of Bamf in this sector"
I used to play this in programming all the time in highschool. i was the class champ with like 7000 or something. I"m so cool
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""its a maxima...my car is a special edition v6 twin cam 3.5 liter...we clocked the thing in stock 1/4mile in 12 seconds without anything. the place we dragged it was on a road my friend KNEW to be a quarter mile. the specs were 235 horsepower dont ****ing tell me to get off drugs
edit: timed it with a stop watch 12.35 seconds""
"Originally posted by porky pig: Do it because **** those guys."
