There is a stripper in my kitchen making a penis cake.

GottaLoveEgo's · #1 11-02-2009, 06:44 PM

:nododgy:

**** forgot to host before i post.

Viva La Dan · #2 11-02-2009, 06:45 PM

Host before you post fgt.

Lyndon · #3 11-02-2009, 06:45 PM

There is a penis in my cake making a stripper kitchen.

Lettuce9 · #4 11-02-2009, 07:02 PM

urgay

Viva La Dan · #5 11-02-2009, 07:05 PM

I do not see a stripper, and I sure as **** don't see a stripper making a penis cake.

Yousa fail.

Egoowner42 · #6 11-02-2009, 07:05 PM

old pict is old.

shens!

jogabonito7 · #7 11-02-2009, 07:05 PM

Smash.

plastic · #8 11-02-2009, 07:06 PM

The fact that your first thought was "post in ST", is undeniable proof that you are a liar.

EDIT: And strippers are trash -- who cares.

IonBaller07 · #9 11-02-2009, 07:22 PM

A) Girl is too hot to be a stripper in Michigan.
B) Stripper would no sit there for a self-photo op too give you the pictures.
C) Why the hell would a stripper come to your house with all the goods necessary to make a cake, let alone a penis cake.

So either there is something you are not telling us like your brother is dating a girl that is making you a penis cake, and she just happens to work as a stripper. OR... the more logical choice, you are lying.

rudy jones · #10 11-03-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GottaLoveEgo's

:nododgy:

**** forgot to host before i post.

looks at those eyes

Donny Baker · #11 11-03-2009, 12:36 PM

I'd put it right between her uprights! I'd tell her right to her face too man.

SlobaltBlah · #12 11-03-2009, 01:33 PM

ew. she makes the kissy face. ur getting banged by a trap.

niq-toto · #13 11-03-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pb12shooter

Dont judge me brah.

KmasterLog · #14 11-03-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pb12shooter

aahahhahahahahha

Drop. · #15 11-03-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by niq-toto

Dont judge me brah.

its not their fault. they dont understand. stripper sex is the best sex on the face of the earth. this is fact.

danthepete · #16 11-03-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Drop.

its not their fault. they dont understand. stripper sex is the best sex on the face of the earth. this is fact.

Wrong. It was like throwing a polish sausage down an empty lincoln tunnel

Drop. · #17 11-03-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by danthepete

Wrong. It was like throwing a polish sausage down an empty lincoln tunnel

you either ****ed a stripper who had a kid, or who just had sex with someone with a penis much larger than yours. the vagina naturally expands and contracts according to the size of the guys dick. thats why you finger her before you **** her. the whole "supermassive black hole vagina" thing is a myth fabricated by men with tiny penises

IRPancake · #18 11-03-2009, 02:32 PM

because the vagina isn't a muscle that contracts back to a normal size after birth or sex

licence_to_kill · #19 11-03-2009, 02:34 PM

I swear that picture has been posted in here before.

SlobaltBlah · #20 11-03-2009, 02:57 PM

OP, what is the blondes name?

Skate_Banana · #21 11-03-2009, 03:07 PM

OPs pic is old as ****