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Old 10-31-2009, 05:44 AM
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Talking Girlfriend is passed out/sleeping. Give me ideas

Buttsechs / etc etc already considered.

But real talk.. she'sa heavy sleeper and we had a huge fight tonight. I want to **** with her without waking her up. She's in my room and under the blankets.

I've already started putting random ice cubes on her with funny results.
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:46 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:48 AM
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fail. by not contributing, you're just giving the sammich maker too much freedom
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:49 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:50 AM
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goal is not to wake her up / go to jail
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:50 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:54 AM
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Carefully cut her hair (or pluck if you can get away with it) around her crown. Then tomorrow say...are you going bald?
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:45 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:49 AM
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put gel in her hair so when she wakes up in the morning, shed be like why is my hair sticky... .oh oh
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Old 10-31-2009, 07:06 AM
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*** on her pillow next to her head and just leave it sit there
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Old 10-31-2009, 07:30 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:39 AM
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put mayo in her hair
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:40 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:40 AM
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or peanut butter in her ear
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:29 AM
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rape.
but srs I like the mayo in the hair idea, lol.
Or if you have anything but carpet in youre room butter the floor on either side of the bed.
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:31 AM
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get her pregnant. that'll show her who is the man.
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:32 AM
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Saran wrap her to the bed than butt sex
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:41 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:43 AM
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leave a nice, spiraly, rosy terd right next to her nose.
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:46 AM
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:27 AM
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