10-31-2009, 05:44 AM
umad ^_^
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Canada
Girlfriend is passed out/sleeping. Give me ideas
Buttsechs / etc etc already considered.
But real talk.. she'sa heavy sleeper and we had a huge fight tonight. I want to **** with her without waking her up. She's in my room and under the blankets.
I've already started putting random ice cubes on her with funny results.
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hangin' out [ ● ] with my wangan out
1994 JZZ30
10-31-2009, 05:46 AM
Join Date: May 2006
Location: dayton ohio
buttsechs
10-31-2009, 05:48 AM
umad ^_^
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Canada
fail. by not contributing, you're just giving the sammich maker too much freedom
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hangin' out [ ● ] with my wangan out
1994 JZZ30
10-31-2009, 05:49 AM
pistol whip
10-31-2009, 05:50 AM
umad ^_^
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Canada
goal is not to wake her up / go to jail
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hangin' out [ ● ] with my wangan out
1994 JZZ30
10-31-2009, 05:50 AM
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Location: Anahim CA
buttsechs
10-31-2009, 05:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Edmonton
Carefully cut her hair (or pluck if you can get away with it) around her crown. Then tomorrow say...are you going bald?
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flick r
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10-31-2009, 06:45 AM
Concealed Weapons
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: OKC
Style her hair with a Ax.
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10-31-2009, 06:49 AM
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Location: Houston-Texas
put gel in her hair so when she wakes up in the morning, shed be like why is my hair sticky... .oh oh
10-31-2009, 07:06 AM
Join Date: May 2006
Location: dayton ohio
*** on her pillow next to her head and just leave it sit there
10-31-2009, 07:30 AM
<3's you
court will happen
10-31-2009, 08:39 AM
put mayo in her hair
10-31-2009, 08:40 AM
Retardinho
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Miami, Florida
Saran wrap her to the bed
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10-31-2009, 08:40 AM
or peanut butter in her ear
10-31-2009, 09:29 AM
rape.
but srs I like the mayo in the hair idea, lol.
Or if you have anything but carpet in youre room butter the floor on either side of the bed.
10-31-2009, 09:31 AM
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: VA (757)
get her pregnant. that'll show her who is the man.
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10-31-2009, 09:32 AM
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wi
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Saran wrap her to the bed than butt sex
Whoa going a bit to far there.
10-31-2009, 09:41 AM
Sparty On
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Location: SO*MICH
No one has said it yet? Pics or gtfo
10-31-2009, 09:43 AM
Get blunted, Brother.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Boston
leave a nice, spiraly, rosy terd right next to her nose.
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10-31-2009, 09:46 AM
Yeah rodge
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We need pics to better serve your needs.
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10-31-2009, 10:27 AM
Get blunted, Brother.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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leave a nice, spiraly, rosy terd right next to her nose.
quoting myself for emphasis
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