[shamey79]

For those of you who haven't read the short story The Monkey's Paw, this is about twisting people's wishes. The object is to grant the person's wish in a literal sense, but not in the spirit of the wish and then make a wish of your own.

Example:
1.) I wish i had a million dollars
2.) Granted, your spouse dies and you get 1 million in the life insurance policy and resulting lawsuits.

<your wish here>

Guildlines:
1.) Try not killing the guy wishing. If you feel he must die then go ahead and kill him.

2.) NO WISHING FOR UNWISHABLE WISHES!

TO KEEP ORDER REFRESH YOUR INTERNET BEFORE YOU POST SO YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GRANTING THE RIGHT PERSONS WISH

Since no wish for me to grant,


I wish I had a new laptop.

[Viva La Dan]

You get a "laptop" from 1990, brand new.


I wish this thread wasn't ****ing retarded.

[Egoowner42]

you have a new laptop but it blows up in your face thus killing you.

[The Unlawful Waffle]

You get your new laptop when you're eaten by a giant tigershark that recently ate and apple store.

I wish I had a boat.

[chicken impossible]

You get a new boat but its in the apple store which was recently eaten by the giant tiger shark

I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener.

[pb12shooter]

Wasn't there one of these not even two weeks ago?
Anyways the wish master style is better in my opinion.

[MeNaCe330]

Originally Posted by chicken impossible

You get a new boat but its in the apple store which was recently eaten by the giant tiger shark

I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener.

You become an oscar meye wiener but its the nick name of a gay mans penis.

I wish I had a new car.