this ****ing dog is an *******. mother****er never wants to play catch or chew on his toys unless it's at night when im trying to sleep. all he does during the day is lay around and be lazy. I went to visit my parents and brought him because they like to see him. We decided to go to dinner. I didn't want to take the dog home and lock him in the cage and I couldn't leave him at my parents because he would probably **** something up...and they have a cat. who knows how that would go. So, I bring him with and leave him in the truck figuring he'll just fall asleep like he always does. we leave dinner and about halfway home i realize this ****ing prick chewed up my center console in my truck. god damnit i could have beat the ****ing dog to death, but i didn't touch him because he's obviously not gonna know what the hell he did wrong.
this ****ing dog is a pain in my ***. he's good for nothing
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tl;dr - this ****ing dog is an *******. mother****er never wants to play catch or chew on his toys unless it's at night when im trying to sleep. all he does during the day is lay around and be lazy. I went to visit my parents and brought him because they like to see him. We decided to go to dinner. I didn't want to take the dog home and lock him in the cage and I couldn't leave him at my parents because he would probably **** something up...and they have a cat. who knows how that would go. So, I bring him with and leave him in the truck figuring he'll just fall asleep like he always does. we leave dinner and about halfway home i realize this ****ing prick chewed up my center console in my truck. god damnit i could have beat the ****ing dog to death, but i didn't touch him because he's obviously not gonna know what the hell he did wrong.
this ****ing dog is a pain in my ***. he's good for nothing
because you leave the dog alone all day it going nuts. dogs are pack animals and need to be with more then one dog or played with a lot. spend more time with your pet.
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My dog is a douche too, he attacks everyone who walks in the house, demands treats by barking at you and not leaving you alone and even though he is a small *** dog, manages to take up my entire bed and keeps me up all night with the sound of him licking his dick.
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Good googly moogly, that thang is juicy.
thats because little dogs are *******s, put a muzzle on him when he begs for treats, he'll learn not to after a little
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