girls are staying at my house, one girl is hot as **** and we have hooked up before, but right now this girl along with another girl and my sister are in my moms bed, with my mom, cuz they are scared of ghosts.... they are probably all close to sleeping.
how do i get girl in my room?
"Originally posted by mik3punk
lmao, pokenose posted gay porn"
"Originally posted by ]TSS[ Dake
Get a big bell, so as you're coming down the road everyone will know that "DING! DING! Here comes the ****mobile!""
"Originally posted by Stinman101
woah, pokenose is cute. what stadium was that pic taken at? pm me please!"
Technically, as long as he's under 18, she's game.
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Enough with the "your mom" jokes please.
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They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me
Assuming the girl actually likes you.... and your sister doesn't hate you... Go lay in bed with all 4 of them. They'll all think it's funny, and will eventually break up and then work on getting the girl to follow you back...
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