Broseidon, King of the Brocean.
Brotato
Broton Torpedo
__________________ T3H T1M1NAT0R: GOOD GOD MAN, HAVE YOU NO BOUNDS? NO DOUBTS OR DISBELIEFS? YOU, THE MAN OF GREAT COURAGE, HAVE LAID YOUR TONGUE UPON SUCH A FEAST? THE SUCKLE TASTE OF CRUNCHY YET CHEWY MARSHMALLOWS, SWEET, LUSCIOUS MILK, AND THE REMAINS OF THE GLORIOUS SNACK SIZED DESSERT KNOWN AS YOGURT? HOW HAVE YOU CONQUERED SUCH A MASTERFUL FEAT WITHIN SUCH A SHORT LIFETIME? ARE YOU A DEITY? A GIFT FROM ABOVE, OFFERING US SUCH BOUNTIFUL AND SUCCULENT RECIPES FOR TRULY DIVINE AND ANGELIC FEASTS? DO, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS QUEST OF THE HOLY YOGURT BOWL, AS I BOW AT YOUR COMMAND
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Originally posted by mik3punk
lmao, pokenose posted gay porn"
"Originally posted by ]TSS[ Dake
Get a big bell, so as you're coming down the road everyone will know that "DING! DING! Here comes the ****mobile!""
"Originally posted by Stinman101
woah, pokenose is cute. what stadium was that pic taken at? pm me please!"
Philip Rivers: "Then, when divorced dipmunk Jim Nantz hands me the Lombardi Trophy, I’ll shove his *** off the stupid podium then look America right in its fat face, and proclaim myself champion of all creation. Then I’ll remind them that the Haiti earthquake was God’s wrath for people ****ing outside of marriage."
__________________ ///M Roadster SmallTalk:Automobiles
""its a maxima...my car is a special edition v6 twin cam 3.5 liter...we clocked the thing in stock 1/4mile in 12 seconds without anything. the place we dragged it was on a road my friend KNEW to be a quarter mile. the specs were 235 horsepower dont ****ing tell me to get off drugs
edit: timed it with a stop watch 12.35 seconds""
"Originally posted by porky pig: Do it because **** those guys."
"Originally posted by mik3punk
lmao, pokenose posted gay porn"
"Originally posted by ]TSS[ Dake
Get a big bell, so as you're coming down the road everyone will know that "DING! DING! Here comes the ****mobile!""
"Originally posted by Stinman101
woah, pokenose is cute. what stadium was that pic taken at? pm me please!"