First up on our tour of odd creatures of the slums, is the flannel pimp
If we look at our right, we see Joe Boxer.
OH! Look! In front!
Look at the majestic ****** as he flaunts his seasonal hair display to the hood rat next to him. Once she smells the scent of bananas on his body, she will be attracted to the creature and lunge in for mating.
As our tour continues, we linger into the depths of the cereal isle which is key in locating the ever elusive gluttonous stupidicus.
OMG WE'VE SPOTTED ONE.
Notice the side bustables are so large that its own shirt can't cover up the immense love handles.
Moving along we are witnessing a beautiful act of nature; the gathering of ******s at the gaming hole.
It's wonderful to see the different species gathered in one place.
Here at Walmart not only does Walmart house the crustiest of animals, but it also gives house to really ****ty actors, too.
Michael Cera here next to his mom eying the Froot Roops that were not seen in the shot. He comes to Walmart to further hone his skills at playing the same character in every ****ing movie. Lets move on
OH DEAR GOD
A treat indeed! We have stumbled across P8ntgurl herself, dressing in the ritual garments she dresses in to "impress" men but it further repels all walks of life.
oh my.. A large one indeed. You can see these fellows outside of Walmart waiting for the retarded bus to pick them up after their hour of socializing. Behind this large beast is the cart sucker. These little bastards latch onto your cart and suck the nutrients out of it and sometimes look through your groceries.
Oh wow!
Here we have a stray conchito gathering supplies for his family which consists of him, his wife, his three sons, four daughters, aunt, bonito/bonita, and pappi. It is amazing how uses only food stamps to purchase entire meals for his family living in a one story house.
And this concludes our tour of Walmart. Hope you had fun!
